that other show, start Jan 11th.
Introducing new to the show are Jack's twin step brothers Shavkot and
Isspaz from Uzbekistan.
Posted on 01/02/2009 7:16:00 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
MAMA!
He sure is! I loved what he said about how he'd love to see Rush buy up one of these BORING, and thus FAILING newspapers.
As Rush says, "Content, content, content" is the secret to the success of his, or any other radio show. The same holds true for newspapers.
I know it bites! Happy new year CNS.
Kennedy also liked cigars. In fact, when Air Force One would conduct training missions to the Bahamas, they would pick up Cuban cigars according to Ronald Kessler.
Freeping and listening to Steyn...
Life doesn’t get better than this!
Thank you for the ping & a very Happy New Year to all!
This is my first time listening to Mr. Steyn. Off to a good start...
Question for Business Owners Democrats should be asking before spending money they don’t have(earn);
What is the best Economic Growth plan?
a. Low Tax Rates
b. A Stimulus Bill
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LOVE that bumper sticker! Just bought a couple of 'em at CafePress.com. I have a feeling they are going to come in handy in a few months...
hi, son.
multitasking as usual.
Clint has no one to play with.
What was that last idiot caller’s point?
He might have learned something if he hadn’t kept interrupting Mark.
really.
Mark has patience, that I do not.
That caller drove Mrs S crazy...
Well, come on over, I’ve got lots of work to play with.
******* HAPPY NEW YEAR ******************
a new years joke.......
..an elderly woman enters the Bank of Canada to open an account with her purse full of money.When her turn comes, the lady demands to see the bank president. Asked why, she said she has a lotta money.
Winning the argument,she is seated in the bank president’s office. The president asks her, so how much money will you be depositing ?
165,000 dollars she answered and placed her purse on the desk.
Impressed the president asked how she was able to save so much.....I make bets was her answer.
What kinda bets asked the president ?
Well, I’ll bet 25,000 dollars your testicles are square.
Laughing the president said that would be hard to prove but assured her they were not square.
So, you want to take the bet then.....it’s real and here is the 25,000.?
The president says yes to the bet cause 25k is 25k !!!
The elderly lady says ok but not til 10 a m. the following day as she wants her lawyer there as a witness.
All agree to the bet and terms when later that nite the president examines himself, just in case......nope no square testicles......
Sure enuf, 10a.m. the next day the elderly old lady and her attorney show up and meet the president.
In a secure room all three stand as the president lowers his britches and show the testicles are in fact NOT square.
The elderly lady asks to examine them in her hands cause the bet is real and she needs to be sure
Agreeing the president allows examination when all the sudden her attorney starts banging his head against the desk
The president asks why the attorney is doing that....
oh it’s probally the bet I made with him was her answer
What bet asked the banker........oh I bet him 100,000 dollars I’d have the president of the Bank of Canada’s testicles in my hands around 10a.m. today
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