I hope one or more of them goes for a nature hike and gets eaten by a Griz.....
...or run into some Ted Bundy wannabe.
Maybe old Sarah can attack him with her pointy tongue.
Is your concealed carry firearm capable of dealing with a grizzly? I don't think my little S&W 640 with 5 rds of .357mag is going stop a grizzly. I own stuff big enough to do the job, but no ranger is going to believe I actually carry something that big as a daily CCW rig.