6. Then there’s the woman who knows that if her husband truly wanted sex, he’d have taken out the trash and helped with the dishes.
That's porn for women, right there. :-)
I laughed out loud when I read that. When my husband used to approach me as I was housecleaning (he thought it was sexy) I'd say, "I can't wait! The minute the trash is out, the bathroom is clean, and the dishwasher is empty, I'm going to get naked!" and I'd start cleaning faster. He NEVER FAILED to help me! It was wonderful.
Another time, when we were thinking about getting married, he used to whisper, "I love you" and I felt insecure. I told him, "If you loved me, you'd shout it out!" So he did. "LISTEN AMERICA! I LOVE JUDITH ANNE!" he yelled in a restaurant parking lot after dinner one evening....
We had a lot of laughs, and a lot of love. 36 years, and boy, do I miss him...
Last night when I got home from work my wife wasn't feeling good. She has a condition called fibromyalga. When it's cold, or there is precipitation coming, or it's windy, it really affects her.
She had spent most of the day with a friend that recently had a kidney transplant taking her to the doctor.
Once I got home I fixed dinner, brewed the pitcher of tea, juiced a gallon of fresh fruit juice, and cleaned up the mess.
I didn't do it in hopes of having sex.
I did it because I love her.
LOL! I am betting the lack of mood is 90% of the time just being too dog tired. Especially when one has been used as a jungle gym for children all day.
>>6. Then there’s the woman who knows that if her husband truly wanted sex, he’d have taken out the trash and helped with the dishes.<<
That makes it payment. How about if he slips her a $20 instead. It’s probably overpaying but whadayagonnado...