The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday, December 22, 2008

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[sono]

Here ... work N lurk mode ON.

Founder of Air America agrees - DON'T Bring Back the Fairness Doctrine.

[Broker]

Immunized yet. Get your Obama shots from CNN

[mewzilla]

I love fruitcake :)

[tamerakitten]

ew, ew, ew.. just the mental images of Bawney Fwank tied....

running for the ice pick and brain bleach

[mylife]

"Wick Wawwen will not do! Misther Pwesident ewect!"

[McGruff]

Michelle Obama was promoted to vice president for external affairs in March2005, two months after her husband took office in the Senate. According to a tax return released by the senator this week, the promotion nearly tripled her income from the hospitals from $121,910 in 2004 to $316,962 in 2005.

http://archives.chicagotribune.com/2006/sep/27/news/chi-0609270216sep27

Maybe she should turn down her new job offer.

[PogySailor]

Merry Christmas!

Work & Lurk today (mostly).

[angcat]

He looks like George Bailey’s Uncle.

Uncle Billy.

[mewzilla]

The Toons. The Obamas. Meet the new boss; same as the old boss.

[mylife]

Skeery

[angcat]

[mylife]

"No... No... the money isn't in the bank... Why, its in Fannies house.., and Freddies house..." ☺

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I agree! He is ten times better than Mark Davis. I wonder why too...I would have never heard of him but for FR and finding a stream that had Rush, Sean and Levin, as well as a good 9-12 person.

*LOL* At Paul Shanklin. hahahah.

[mewzilla]

Speaking of banks...

I sincerely believe that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies, and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale.

Thomas Jefferson

[sono]

Merry Christmas From NYC

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I heard him; he wasn’t bad.

Beck is going to be off until January 5!

[mylife]

My, how we have departed the founders.

[mylife]

Looks nice. And Chilly!

Merry Christmas!