Posted on 12/22/2008 8:40:13 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Busy Monday before a holiday pings.
I’ll be in and out...
Monday Monday, can’t trust that day.
I’m off work today, but will be scheduling my errands today around the hours of 11am to 2pm.....
Good Morning Rush lovers and thank you angcat for the beautiful graphic.
Merry Christmas to you all!!!
Polly
Merry Christmas to you, too.
Glad Rush is here today. Most of the other talk hosts are on vacation already.
Busy Monday is right! bttt
Merry Christmas Rush! Merry Christmas, Freepers!
Something to listen to while we’re waiting:
Mahlia Jackson - O Holy Night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK9yqGqTvzE&feature=related
Mahalia Jackson - Silent Night Holy Night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY1_fUL022g
Homebound for the day due to the weather.
Merry Christmas , everyone!
Merry Christmas to you and yours also.
And cuz this is really torquing me off today...
Is CNN Pushing Kids to Ask For a Salary for First Lady Michelle?
Anyone else here have a case of the Mondays?
Awwwwwww! :)
In!
I'm have a gross of 'em :(
having....
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