[Stoat]

Who's the daddy? The segregated penguin couple, right, are seen here in their own enclosure quarrelling with another male over stolen eggs

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Previous FR threads on this essential story (do I need to use a 'sarcasm' tag in a thread like this?)

Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples.

Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples

[Stoat]

Homosexual penguins' custody battles and Government intervention ping

[cripplecreek]

They should put them with “lesbian” penguins and let the problem resolve itself.

[Red Badger]

Gay penguins?.........

[Sacajaweau]

This little game is going to be some kind of proof that homosexual men make wonderful fathers.

The zoo down the street will soon come up with two lesbians...

[JulienBenda]

(In my best Cartman laugh) Ha-ha-ha! Heeeee! Hooo! Ha-ha-ha! Oh, heeee-ahhh!

[Hacklehead]

“But angry visitors to Polar Land in Harbin, northern China, complained it wasn’t fair to stop the couple from becoming surrogate fathers and urged zoo bosses to give them a chance. “

This insanity has spread to China?? Rather than give them a chance they should be made into penguin won ton.

[ssaftler]

"I'm Harvey Penguin and I'm here to recruit you!"

[SouthTexas]

'It's very encouraging and if this works out well we will try to arrange for them to become real parents themselves with artificial insemination.'

I don't think this has ever worked no matter how many times human gays have tried it.

[PGR88]

This story is fake. It is written with a total Western/Lib politicall correctness that CHinese, especially Chinese in Manchuria, do not have.

[ryan71]

YCMTSU!

OMG!

LOL!

[far sider]

"This is all quite distressing."

[nina0113]

They were not given their OWN eggs. They have no OWN eggs, nor can they ever have. The correct title is:

“Eggs Stolen from Real Mother to Please Gay Penguins”

[andy58-in-nh]

I knew it.

[antiRepublicrat]

Coming soon to a family court near you?

[gitmo]

A pair of gay penguins thrown out of their zoo colony for repeatedly stealing eggs have been given some of their own to look after following a protest by animal rights groups.

Who threw them out, the zookeepers or the straight penguins? If it was the penguins, then the protesters are protesting the penguins' decisions? This is weird.

[Burkean]

Is the article saying that the gay birds were trying to fool the parents into thinking the stones were their eggs while they sneaked off with the real thing? Because they implies a level of deceit and thinking that I didn’t know penguins were capable of.

[Signalman]

I understand that these two penguins did the interior decorating for the entire colony at the zoo...and it looked fabulous!

[JoeProBono]

[Ptarmigan]

Fred Phelps would say these penguins are going to Hell because they are “fag penguins”.