Gay penguins expelled from zoo for stealing eggs given their own following animal rights protest

The Daily Mail (U.K.) ^ | December 15, 2008 | Caroline Graham

[Stoat]

Who's the daddy? The segregated penguin couple, right, are seen here in their own enclosure quarrelling with another male over stolen eggs

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Previous FR threads on this essential story (do I need to use a 'sarcasm' tag in a thread like this?)

Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples.

Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples

[Stoat]

Homosexual penguins' custody battles and Government intervention ping

[keithtoo]

But they looked FABULOUS doing it!

[cripplecreek]

They should put them with “lesbian” penguins and let the problem resolve itself.

[Red Badger]

Gay penguins?.........

[DonaldC]

Apparently the maxim works, if they can’t reproduce, then recruit.

[Red Badger]

[Sacajaweau]

This little game is going to be some kind of proof that homosexual men make wonderful fathers.

The zoo down the street will soon come up with two lesbians...

[JulienBenda]

(In my best Cartman laugh) Ha-ha-ha! Heeeee! Hooo! Ha-ha-ha! Oh, heeee-ahhh!

[Red Badger]

[Red Badger]

[Hacklehead]

“Apparently the maxim works, if they can’t reproduce, then recruit.”

It didn’t work for the Shakers.

[lefty-lie-spy]

Grammatically incorrect poster refuses ignores and circumvents proper vetting of the English language including incomprehensible topic title lack of punctuation run-on sentences and general demeaning of the English language

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$5000 fine, payment of all back taxes, and mandatory English lesson for you. Pbbbtttt.

[Hacklehead]

“But angry visitors to Polar Land in Harbin, northern China, complained it wasn’t fair to stop the couple from becoming surrogate fathers and urged zoo bosses to give them a chance. “

This insanity has spread to China?? Rather than give them a chance they should be made into penguin won ton.

[JulienBenda]

SIMPLY MAAAAHHH-VELOUS! FAAABULOUS! TOOOTALLY!

[Stoat]

“But angry visitors to Polar Land in Harbin, northern China, complained it wasn’t fair to stop the couple from becoming surrogate fathers and urged zoo bosses to give them a chance. “

This insanity has spread to China?? Rather than give them a chance they should be made into penguin won ton.

Rush and others have been saying for years, if you want to f***-up the Chinese, export liberalism to them.

“But angry visitors to Polar Land in Harbin, northern China, complained it wasn’t fair to stop the couple from becoming surrogate fathers and urged zoo bosses to give them a chance. “

This insanity has spread to China?? Rather than give them a chance they should be made into penguin won ton.

[ssaftler]

"I'm Harvey Penguin and I'm here to recruit you!"

[SouthTexas]

'It's very encouraging and if this works out well we will try to arrange for them to become real parents themselves with artificial insemination.'

I don't think this has ever worked no matter how many times human gays have tried it.

[PGR88]

This story is fake. It is written with a total Western/Lib politicall correctness that CHinese, especially Chinese in Manchuria, do not have.

[Stoat]

Grammatically incorrect poster

Are you serious?  Provide an example please.

I was forced to truncate the original title because the FR system would not allow it to be posted in its entirety.  Here it is in all of its original glory:

Gay penguins expelled from zoo colony for stealing eggs are given their own to look after following animal rights protest
 

Pretty much what I've become accustomed to in the British tabloids.  Not the way I would have written it given the chance, but FR rules forbid us from altering article titles.  I altered it only enough so that it would be accepted by the system without changing its meaning.