Posted on 12/09/2008 7:13:26 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
It don't matter anyway if Obama is not a natural citizen or not, he will get a pass.
BUT THIS, will get the O man in jail - Details Of Complaint Against Blagojevich http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2145500/posts?page=3"
Thank you. I’m expecting a great show.
I'm from Louisiana, and we wrote the book on state wide corruption. From Gov. Huey P. Long, to Gov. Edwin Edwards (who is still serving time for Casino kick-backs), we wrote the songs that the crooks and thugs sing.
William Jefferson is the current crook-0-the-day yet to be cooked.
No use in calling him, I’m sure his call screener has his orders.
I’ve stopped listening last Friday after over 18 years.
He rants on about Barbara Wawa and the ‘View’ and not a word about this issue.
I’m loosing respect for him, as well as all the other conservative talking heads.
Nice kitty. ;-)
I’ve got an idea. Why don’t you start the Birth Certificate Network (BCN)? You can be the host, and talk about it 24/7.
Well lookie here!!! Fannie Mae’s Mudd says the current troubles can be traced back to the 1990’s. NO SHITE!!!
Nothing bad that happenes is NEVER BILL CLINTON’S FAULT!!!Only W Is to blame, and no one else!!!
I’d bet you a cheap bottle of beer that Blagojevich gets a presidential pardon about twenty minutes after The O is sworn, every US Attorney in sight or smell of this will be fired immediately after that and Blagojevich will be back in full operation.
Welcome to Cook County politics. /sarc/
I didn’t see anything about the O, if you did please post.
LOL
Are the birth certificate zombies focused on McCain as well? I'm sure that if McCain would have won, there would be leftist one-issue zombies focused on derailing McCain because he was born in Panama.
The Oman may not get sworn in or if he does, it won’t be for long.
SCOTUS or the Blagojevich, one of two very well may be his undoing.
And anyway, my price is more than a cheap bottle of beer But a Killian Red would work ;-)
I’m sure they would be.
It may require you to remember Obama’s history and past relationships to put two and two together properly to equal four but Rezko would be a good place to start if you wanted to try.
What early news? Now, I’m going to have to figure out a way to listen to Rush AND get everything done this morning that I had planned.
Bump
My apologies about the cheap beer. I don’t even stop at that end of the cooler.
Got a few nice Montana-brewed Pilsners that I’m partial to, though...
Boat kitty is darling.
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