Caption D.C. Clowns

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[Texas Eagle]

"Oops. I tooted."

[Senator Goldwater]

You can take GWB out of your clown list.

[OneWingedShark]

Nacy Pelosi demonstrating how to properly revere the President Elect...

[Texas Eagle]

"Whatchoo talkin'bout, Weezie?"

[OneWingedShark]

I can see the Hope and Change from here!

[Texas Eagle]

"...open the church and here's all the peop...arrrrgh!...I always screw that part up. Let me start again..."

[OneWingedShark]

...and I think I just sat in something.

[Bahbah]

You can take GWB out of your clown list.

Agreed. I may not have his supported every policy, but he stood behind our military and I am forever grateful. Nor did he run the White House like a criminal enterprise as did his predecessors.

[llevrok]

You have to admit. I look better behind this cheezy podium than does Barry

[Onelifetogive]

"Everybody look! I can walk like Nathan Lane in The Birdcage"

[pillut48]

Stuck in the Middle With You

Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain’t right,
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.

Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you,
And I’m wondering what it is I should do,
It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I’m all over the place,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you’re proud that you’re a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
‘Cause I don’t think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you’re proud that you’re a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....

Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain’t right,
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you,
Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you,
Stuck in the middle with you.

[Texas Eagle]

"Uhhhhhhhh....ehhhhhhhh.....aaaaaaaaaa.......errrrrrr.....that is to say......ahhhhhhh.....ummmmmmmmmm...."

[OneWingedShark]

♪ I feel pretty,
oh so pretty... ♫

[csmusaret]

Pelosi recently asked her plastic surgeon if he could take another 10 or 20 years off her appearance. This picture was snapped right after he replied” That depends on whether you want hair on your chest or a goatee.”

[traditional1]

What the hell is “The Office of the President Elect”?

[llevrok]

One day, President Clinton asked me to play find the weasel under his desk. This is how I looked when I found "it"

[aShepard]

Zer0:

“Ahmed, I'm surrounded by all these A-Holes.
Call my friend Bill Ayers immediately; I need guidance!”

[Albion Wilde]

Attention White House Press Corps:
Do not photograph persons of color against backlighting.

Perp walk.

[Revolting cat!]

Don't you read the Constitution?

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...of Kenya!