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To: EveningStar

Older men take Viagra primarily to prevent themselves from rolling out of bed while they sleep.


17 posted on 12/02/2008 10:21:01 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

An elderly man went to his doctor and asked for a prescription for half a Viagra pill each day.
Why? asked the doctor curiously.
I don’t want it for what you think, doc, I just want enough so I don pee on my shoes, replied the man.........


24 posted on 12/02/2008 10:23:12 AM PST by Red Badger (Never has a man risen so far, so fast and is expected to do so much, for so many, with so little...)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Ol’ man kick stand?


26 posted on 12/02/2008 10:23:30 AM PST by IrishPennant (He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

or so they don’t soil their shoes going to the bathroom.


35 posted on 12/02/2008 10:32:36 AM PST by absolootezer0 ( Detroit: we're so bad, even our mayor is a criminal)
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