Posted on 11/25/2008 7:53:36 AM PST by thinkingIsPresuppositional
By Leslie Sacks
Off Somalia's vast Indian Ocean coastline, a set of entrepreneurial Somalis have found gainful employment in one of the world's most impoverished settings. The Horn of Africa is the setting for a latter day "Barbary Pirates," where ragtag groups equipped with GPS devices, rocket-propelled grenades and assorted machine guns roam at will, boarding supertankers and cargo vessels at a rate of about two per week. As a result, some 15 dormant ships are now berthed in lawless yet booming Somali ports.
Perhaps oil-thirsty America can bid for some of those oil-filled supertankers on the cheap and quietly fill our strategic oil reserve. Call it pragmatic politics if you will - an attempt to counter-balance the oil-slicked Saudi and Iranian financing of Hamas, Hezbollah and Tablighi Jamaat, the group at the forefront of the Islamic missionary and revival movement.
I write in all seriousness. Media reports about the globe's latest pirates' haven outline the infuriating helplessness of international authorities. In 1805, the U.S. Marines decimated the slew of pirate havens along "the shores of Tripoli," as the famous song goes. Why not take direction from a 200 year old success?
This is not a scenario that lends itself to Obama-like negotiation - let's keep that delicacy for our irascible friends Putin, Ahmadinejad and Chavez, etc. Instead, a NATO Navy assemblage supplemented by our Asian allies could implement some effective 19th century policies. All suspicious boats in the Horn of Africa area will be boarded and searched for weapons; those offering resistance will be ignominiously sent to Davy Jones' locker. Other boats found with weapons will preferably be destroyed, with pirates summarily turned over to the authorities in the semi-autonomous Puntland region - the only effective government in the country - for long term imprisonment.
To ensure compliance - after all, it seems some local officials have been taking a cut of pirate ransoms - NATO members could tangle the prospect of recognition before the leaders of this breakaway territory. What's more, the shipping and insurance industries relevant to the area could be taxed modestly to cover a prison fee, say $100 per month per prisoner. This sorely needed foreign exchange will ensure the Puntland authorities willing compliance in keeping the pirates under lock-and-key as a permanent disincentive to budding bandits.
It should not be long before these remaining entrepreneurs of the sea find alternative employment.
Problem solved.
Now back to the cheap oil tankers?
Sounds lie a plan. Kill them all.
Pirate is Somali for Al Qaeda.
Pirate’s heaven? ... I thought this article was about the politicians in D.C.
“Perhaps oil-thirsty America can bid for some of those oil-filled supertankers on the cheap”
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“Bid” my ass.
Our military, with both hands tied behind its back could walk in and take whatever it wanted.
But we won’t do it because, after all, we are America, a benevolent hyperpower, the likes of which the world has NEVER seen, despite the lies of the international Left and their PropagandaMedia.
The whole thing could be over within a couple of hours, unfortunately so far, except for the Indian navy, no one has displayed any balls to do so.
I like simple plans.
obamas cabinet
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