[The Pack Knight]

The police suspect fowl play.

Yeah, I should get Zotted for that one.

[The Pack Knight]

Armed Citizen ping!

[sionnsar]

Put him on ice — for a long, long time.

[RegulatorCountry]

I bet Ms. Bailey will really give thanks, for that particular Thanksgiving turkey.

[rdl6989]

LOL.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

They flipped him the bird?

[DB]

What a turkey.

[Kimmers]

Well, I guess they winged the guy.......

[LibWhacker]

So he quit carjacking people cold turkey?

[worst-case scenario]

And he was arrested with a “serious head wound.” Those turkeys can really do some damage.

I wouldn’t cry if he’d got a skull fracture, the lowlife.

[melsec]

I would say his Goose is Cooked!

[tsmith130]

“Diners, Drive-ins and carjackings, next on Food Network.”

[berdie]

I swear..I thought turkeys could fly!

[aviator]

The BG was pretty beaked over the ordeal.

[skinkinthegrass]

The police suspect fowl play....Yeah, I should get Zotted for that one.
*snicker* ...sometimes the replies, write themselves.

[Aria]

Well I suppose this is the thread for this missive from my brother in law:

just think...if the Indians had given the Pilgrim Fathers a
donkey instead of a turkey we would all be having a piece of ass for
Thanksgiving

[Cicero]

A good friend of mine lives in Fuquay-Varina. I guess I’d better send him this in case he didn’t see it.

[SamiGirl]

Please, someone tell me, how do you pronounce “Fuquay?” I’m not from that area.

[MARTIAL MONK]

Flip him the bird.

[A_Former_Democrat]

Sounds like the crowd beat the stuffing outta that perp.

[manic4organic]

I bet you have to be really careful when spelling that town name.