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Carjacking Suspect Hit with Frozen Turkey
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| 23 November 2008
| Erin Coleman
Posted on 11/23/2008 6:52:00 PM PST by The Pack Knight
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The police suspect fowl play.
Yeah, I should get Zotted for that one.
To: DaveLoneRanger
To: The Pack Knight
Put him on ice — for a long, long time.
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posted on
11/23/2008 6:54:02 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
To: The Pack Knight
I bet Ms. Bailey will really give thanks, for that particular Thanksgiving turkey.
To: The Pack Knight
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posted on
11/23/2008 6:58:35 PM PST
by
rdl6989
To: The Pack Knight
They flipped him the bird?
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posted on
11/23/2008 7:00:01 PM PST
by
Mad_Tom_Rackham
(The committed will surely dominate the complacent.)
To: The Pack Knight
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posted on
11/23/2008 7:03:12 PM PST
by
DB
To: The Pack Knight
Well, I guess they winged the guy.......
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posted on
11/23/2008 7:03:24 PM PST
by
Kimmers
(Armed, not dangerous....just don't push me you Marxist infidels)
To: The Pack Knight
So he quit carjacking people cold turkey?
To: The Pack Knight
And he was arrested with a “serious head wound.” Those turkeys can really do some damage.
I wouldn’t cry if he’d got a skull fracture, the lowlife.
To: Kimmers
Not enough time for Arthur Carlson & Herb Tarlek to get airborne for a turkey bombing run. Besides Les Nessman's scooter probably would break down en route.
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posted on
11/23/2008 7:08:20 PM PST
by
wally_bert
(Tactical Is Still Missing A Chair! Star Wreck In The Pirkinning......)
To: The Pack Knight
I would say his Goose is Cooked!
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posted on
11/23/2008 7:09:17 PM PST
by
melsec
(A Proud Aussie)
To: The Pack Knight
“Diners, Drive-ins and carjackings, next on Food Network.”
To: The Pack Knight
I swear..I thought turkeys could fly!
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posted on
11/23/2008 7:12:15 PM PST
by
berdie
To: The Pack Knight
The BG was pretty beaked over the ordeal.
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posted on
11/23/2008 7:14:12 PM PST
by
aviator
(Armored Pest Control)
To: The Pack Knight
The police suspect fowl play....Yeah, I should get Zotted for that one.*snicker* ...
sometimes the replies, write themselves.
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posted on
11/23/2008 7:15:18 PM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(just b/c you're paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.. :^)
To: The Pack Knight
Well I suppose this is the thread for this missive from my brother in law:
just think...if the Indians had given the Pilgrim Fathers a
donkey instead of a turkey we would all be having a piece of ass for
Thanksgiving
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posted on
11/23/2008 7:27:49 PM PST
by
Aria
("An America that could elect Sarah Palin might still save itself." Vin Suprynowicz)
To: The Pack Knight
I wasn’t going to bother to pickup the free turkey from my company, since they’re typically not all that great. But if this sort of stuff continues, I’d better head to the grocery store, voucher in hand. Temporarily armed with a baseball bat.
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posted on
11/23/2008 7:31:12 PM PST
by
dr_who
To: The Pack Knight
A good friend of mine lives in Fuquay-Varina. I guess I’d better send him this in case he didn’t see it.
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posted on
11/23/2008 7:31:57 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: The Pack Knight
Please, someone tell me, how do you pronounce “Fuquay?” I’m not from that area.
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posted on
11/23/2008 7:34:17 PM PST
by
SamiGirl
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