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Stop the Presses! AP's Important Story: Obama Had Corned Beef Sandwich for Lunch
http://newsbusters.org ^ | November 22, 2008 | Warner Todd Huston

Posted on 11/22/2008 5:42:36 PM PST by lowbridge

Ya gotta hand it to them. The Associated Press knows how to cut out all the extraneous background noise and get right to the important issues of the day. Barack Obama will surely be in the center of the vortex of some of the most important decisions in the world during the next four years and even his preparations for taking office are vitally important as a marker to what he might do in office. There are wars and rumors of wars, disasters and relief efforts and historic decisions will soon be made. But no decision is so important, as the AP dutifully tells us, than the one of what the president elect had for lunch. The shocking, heartwarming and resolute decision the leader of the free world... no the leader of all mankind... made for his lunch was apparently a corned beef sandwich.

Darfur still swirls with genocide, Iran is still making plans to destroy Israel, China is on pace to build the largest most dangerous army on Earth, the European Union still angles to lay America low, but all that pales in comparison to the important report the AP could muster (no, not mustard). Yes, the AP brings us the most salient story of our day: "Obama grabs lunch at local deli, greets patrons."

I laughed with the heartwarming tale of Obama's corned beef. I cried with relief to know he eats sandwiches just like me. I cheered to find out he had a cherry pie. I swooned to discover that he told a restaurant patron, "I love you back" when they offered him a salutation. I worried that Obama felt he "aged a little bit" during the hard, hard task of campaigning over the last four years. Yet was happily buoyed when the resilient messiah said that he's "doing great." Finally I was reassured when it was revealed in this important AP report that he exercised at a gym on Friday. And through it all I felt curiously hungry.

Yes, the AP hit all the news that we want to hear. All the details that are most important were covered. Even more revealing was his humanity so graciously on display. Not only did we get Obama's menu but we thrilled to the fact that Chief of Staff Emmanuel AND Valerie Jarrett were fortunate to find that The One was enough of a regular guy to order sandwiches for them, too. This man, a leader of men yet still just like you and me, sends a thrill up my leg. Doesn't he yours?

Yes, with this hard hitting and engrossing lunch report in evidence, I dare anyone to ever again say that the Associated Press is mired in hero worship or has degraded into the written word equivalent of Entertainment Tonight. After these behind the scenes revelations I double dog dare you to say that the AP is no better than the National Enquirer!

No, it's now patently obvious that the AP is the most serious player on the media scene ever. After all, if we don't know what BO has for lunch, HOW can we assess his presidency? How can we mere citizens feel connected to the exalted one without the knowledge of the contents of his noon meal?

Yes, folks, there is peace in our times. Now, if only we can get our enemies to just have a sit down, a little corned beef, a nice slice of cherry pie, a chance to tell The One that they love him too... how could we possibly have any more trouble in the world?

Thank you Associated Press for this indispensable report. I don't know about you all, but now I can go to bed and rest easy with this knowledge.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: assininepress; bho2008; bias; birthcertificate; cornbeef; dearleaderobama; mediabias; mediatyrants; msm; obama; ossociatedpress; presidentfraud; showtheproof; wheresyourbc
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1 posted on 11/22/2008 5:42:37 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: lowbridge
Thank You @ssPress! I'll sleep better tonight knowing your minions are hawking for the unadulterated truth.
2 posted on 11/22/2008 5:49:18 PM PST by LiberConservative (Typical white guy)
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To: lowbridge

Why corned beef and not pork barbecue?


3 posted on 11/22/2008 5:49:43 PM PST by Palladin (Obama on Ayers: "He's just a guy in my neighborhood." LIAR!!!)
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To: Palladin

“Why corned beef and not pork barbecue?”

Muslims don’t eat pork.


5 posted on 11/22/2008 5:50:45 PM PST by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf of the unborn.)
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To: Palladin

because he’s now jewish.


6 posted on 11/22/2008 5:51:37 PM PST by ari-freedom (So this is how Liberty dies... with thunderous applause)
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To: lowbridge

Israel had better watch out. With a little sauerkraut he could have had, but chose not to have, a Ruben.


7 posted on 11/22/2008 5:52:20 PM PST by Bertram3
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To: lowbridge

Isn’t corned beef rather high in sodium? I think we need to know that our Dear Leader could be engaging in unhealthy dietary practices.


8 posted on 11/22/2008 5:53:32 PM PST by sionnsar (Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
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To: lowbridge
Not a story unless he also had a nice Guinness.
9 posted on 11/22/2008 5:53:54 PM PST by svcw (Great selection of Christmas gift baskets: http://baskettastic.com/)
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To: LottieDah

been there, done that. Remember, he’s about change.
next year, Rabbi Boruch Oybama will soon announce his conversion to Hinduism as a pre-emptive measure against Bobby Jindal.


10 posted on 11/22/2008 5:54:33 PM PST by ari-freedom (So this is how Liberty dies... with thunderous applause)
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To: sionnsar

What would Bloomberg do?


11 posted on 11/22/2008 5:55:09 PM PST by ari-freedom (So this is how Liberty dies... with thunderous applause)
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To: LottieDah

Obama eats Jamón Iberico de Recebo if Jamón Ibérico de Bellota isn’t available.


12 posted on 11/22/2008 5:55:22 PM PST by Mojave (http://laissez-fairerepublic.com/)
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To: lowbridge
Yes, the AP hit all the news that we want to hear.

And American Pravda will not let you down.

13 posted on 11/22/2008 5:56:13 PM PST by sionnsar (Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
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To: lowbridge
And still able to bring us pertinent AP news in spite of a 10% personnel cut.
14 posted on 11/22/2008 5:56:41 PM PST by hermgem (Will Olmr)
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To: Mojave

when will he cut the pork out of the budget?


15 posted on 11/22/2008 5:57:13 PM PST by ari-freedom (So this is how Liberty dies... with thunderous applause)
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16 posted on 11/22/2008 5:58:00 PM PST by WestCoastGal (if we will hold the course, God in Heaven will raise up friends to help fight these battles.)
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To: ari-freedom

If times get hard enough, Obama might conceivably make do with Jamón Ibérico de Pienso.


17 posted on 11/22/2008 6:02:33 PM PST by Mojave (http://laissez-fairerepublic.com/)
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18 posted on 11/22/2008 6:04:33 PM PST by Mojave (http://laissez-fairerepublic.com/)
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To: lowbridge

” Finally I was reassured when it was revealed in this important AP report that he exercised at a gym on Friday. “

Alfred E Obama apparently plans to spend the next four years in the White House gym.
Or playing basketball on his new White House court.
Obama spent time this week making a videotape for the IOC touting Chicago as a host city for the summer Olympics in 2016.

War ? What war ?
The economy cratering ?
Somehow, I don’t think McCain or Hillary would have wasted their pre inaugural days ,
during such volatile times
discussing the fine points of corned beef in a deli
or shooting hoops.


19 posted on 11/22/2008 6:05:40 PM PST by Wild Irish Rogue
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To: lowbridge

Did he use a toothpick to clean his teeth afterward, or did one of his aides bring along some dental floss?


20 posted on 11/22/2008 6:07:43 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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