Posted on 11/19/2008 8:20:01 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
No, aren’t big on social or sport activities. ;)
But, when cuddling with something, I’d like it to be round and soft without all these elbows and legs sticking into me! And that purring....can’t beat it. (And I do have one cat that will do tricks - fetch, sit, stay, shake, beg, jump through hoops, speak, etc. She knows 24 tricks. She’s as good as a dog in that respect!)
Then there is that whole "lid" thing, but I digress...
My mom always says that a cat’s purr is the most soothing sound on earth.
I agree with your mum!
lol, so do I!
Cats think they’re gods. Dogs think we’re gods.
Rush is correct. Lower price for gasoline is a double edged sword. I wish more Conservatives had a better grasp on economics. They would not be so sanguine spending $2/gallon. It scares the crap out of me. It was better at $4. $4/gallon meant we had growing demand pressing up against supply. The antidote to higher prices was more supply. Now we could see prices go up and no additional supply. Meanwhile our lower prices are just reflecting a slowdown.
Oh man, maybe this is sacrilegious, but all I can think of is ‘God made man’ - that is, God became man through Jesus Christ. They are setting Obama up as some kind of god, and look folks - he’s just like you are! He’s deigned to come down here among us and act like us, but you know he’s not really one of us, he’s the Messiah.
Makes me wanna hurl.
Welcome all to come to the Sean Hannity Show Thread, the thread between EL Rushbo and TGO’s Lounge. Come on by to lurk or to post. :) =^..^=
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2134765/posts
Sean Hannity Show from 3-6PM. :) =^..^=
Rather it is a dry bath for kitty. =^..^=
I believe there was a study on that very thing. Good for folks with heart problems or something like that.
Does your mom want a sweet little kitten?
Teve Torbes!
Do bears count?
The very best cat we ever had around was convinced that he was a Doberman. Never saw a coyote within a mile of our house until a month after he finally died. (Age 14 or so, and still kicking all of the other toms around like sofa pillows)
The worst dog acted like she was a Siamese. Ate, slept, pooped on the ground and didn’t like anything including her own sweet self. Finally walked out in the road in front of a truck one morning (expecting it to recognize the passage of royalty no doubt) and not even the youngest grandkids were affected to the point that they even mentioned their usual and customary pet burial rites.
LOL. That’s funny right there!
That’s why dogs hate cats.
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