Except Trent...
Posted on 11/19/2008 8:20:01 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Amen! Amen! Amen! GO RUSH!!! (just had to get that off my chest)
You left out Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog.
According to Stretch Pelosi the California voters were too stupid to know what they were voting for on Prop 8.
And the Gay KK are taking that and using it as an excuse for the violence they are inflicting on citizens for no reason at all.
I love when he gives these speeches!!!!!
He’s dead on accurate too. WE BELIEVE IN OUR PRINCIPLES...that’s why the chuck hagels of the world don’t get.
Can’t redefine conservatism.
Amen Rush.
Obambi sure likes to eat. That’s what I got out of those pictures.
OOH___ I could resurrect “The Letter”
Except Trent...
Did you see the pic of him with his face turned just right with the tear running down his cheek?
When Rush is on a roll he makes me wish he’d run for Prez. Alas, he can’t do that without a paycut and losing his honesty.
Tell em’, Rushie!
Thank you Bahbah.
Just saying what I feel.
LOL! That would be great!
We need not only principles but another thing is passion. All our Critters want to get along with the Libs.
Our side has no enemies on the other side but our side is their enemy.
Of course our Indoctrination Branch of Gov’t doesn’t help with the PC threat.
did you see the one that said “he even bears his toes in a pair of flip flops”....what????
What’s funny is the queer nation is looking to find a judge to declare Prop 8 unconstitutional.
Prop 8 is a vote to amend the California constitution. So, queer nation wants to make a constitutional amendment unconstitutional.
See, he really is human after all. He’s one of us, nothing to fear...
OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT.
HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.
HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
YEA, THOUGH I WALK THRU THE VALLEY
OF THE BREAD LINE I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.
OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,
MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,
SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM.
FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS
OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.
BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN, I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE. BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG AND OBAMA A TREE.
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