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40 Reasons for Gun Control (Snarky!)
GeoffMetcalf.com ^ | Geoff Metcalf

Posted on 11/18/2008 5:34:28 PM PST by DogByte6RER

40 Reasons for Gun Control

1. Banning guns works, which is why New York, DC, & Chicago cops need guns.

2. Washington DC's low murder rate of 69 per 100,000 is due to strict gun control, and Indianapolis' high murder rate of 9 per 100,000 is due to the lack of gun control.

3. Statistics showing high murder rates justify gun control but statistics showing increasing murder rates after gun control are "just statistics."

4. The Brady Bill and the Assault Weapons Ban, both of which went into effect in 1994 are responsible for the decrease in violent crime rates, which have been declining since 1991.

5. We must get rid of guns because a deranged lunatic may go on a shooting spree at any time and anyone who would own a gun out of fear of such a lunatic is paranoid.

6. The more helpless you are the safer you are from criminals.

7. An intruder will be incapacitated by tear gas or oven spray, but if shot with a .357 Magnum will get angry and kill you.

8. A woman raped and strangled is morally superior to a woman with a smoking gun and a dead rapist at her feet.

9. When confronted by violent criminals, you should "put up no defense -- give them what they want, or run" (Handgun Control Inc. Chairman Pete Shields, Guns Don't Die - People Do, 1981, p.125).

10. The New England Journal of Medicine is filled with expert advice about guns; just like Guns & Ammo has some excellent treatises on heart surgery.

11. One should consult an automotive engineer for safer seatbelts, a civil engineer for a better bridge, a surgeon for internal medicine, a computer programmer for hard drive problems, and Sarah Brady for firearms expertise.

12. The 2nd Amendment, ratified in 1787, refers to the National Guard, which was created 130 years later, in 1917.

13. The National Guard, federally funded, with bases on federal land, using federally-owned weapons, vehicles, buildings and uniforms, punishing trespassers under federal law, is a "state" militia.

14. These phrases: "right of the people peaceably to assemble," "right of the people to be secure in their homes," "enumeration's herein of certain rights shall not be construed to disparage others retained by the people," and "The powers not delegated herein are reserved to the states respectively, and to the people" all refer to individuals, but "the right of the people to keep and bear arm" refers to the state.

15. "The Constitution is strong and will never change." But we should ban and seize all guns thereby violating the 2nd, 4th, and 5th Amendments to that Constitution.

16. Rifles and handguns aren't necessary to national defense! Of course, the army has hundreds of thousands of them.

17. Private citizens shouldn't have handguns, because they aren't "military weapons", but private citizens shouldn't have "assault rifles", because they are military weapons.

18. In spite of waiting periods, background checks, finger printing, government forms, etc., guns today are too readily available, which is responsible for recent school shootings. In the 1940's, 1950's and 1960's, anyone could buy guns at hardware stores, army surplus stores, gas stations, variety stores, Sears mail order, no waiting, no background check, no fingerprints, no government forms and there were no school shootings.

19. The NRA's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign about kids handling guns is propaganda, but the anti-gun lobby's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign is responsible social activity.

20. Guns are so complex that special training is necessary to use them properly, and so simple to use that they make murder easy.

21. A handgun, with up to 4 controls, is far too complex for the typical adult to learn to use, as opposed to an automobile that only has 20.

22. Women are just as intelligent and capable as men but a woman with a gun is "an accident waiting to happen" and gun makers' advertisements aimed at women are "preying on their fears."

23. Ordinary people in the presence of guns turn into slaughtering butchers but revert to normal when the weapon is removed.

24. Guns cause violence, which is why there are so many mass killings at gun shows.

25. A majority of the population supports gun control, just like a majority of the population supported owning slaves.

26. Any self-loading small arm can legitimately be considered to be a "weapon of mass destruction" or an "assault weapon."

27. Most people can't be trusted, so we should have laws against guns, which most people will abide by because they can be trusted.

28. The right of Internet pornographers to exist cannot be questioned because it is constitutionally protected by the Bill of Rights, but the use of handguns for self defense is not really protected by the Bill of Rights.

29. Free speech entitles one to own newspapers, transmitters, computers, and typewriters, but self-defense only justifies bare hands.

30. The ACLU is good because it uncompromisingly defends certain parts of the Constitution, and the NRA is bad, because it defends other parts of the Constitution.

31. Charlton Heston, a movie actor as president of the NRA is a cheap lunatic who should be ignored, but Michael Douglas, a movie actor as a representative of Handgun Control, Inc. is an ambassador for peace who is entitled to an audience at the UN arms control summit.

32. Police operate with backup within groups, which is why they need larger capacity pistol magazines than do "civilians" who must face criminals alone and therefore need less ammunition.

33. We should ban "Saturday Night Specials" and other inexpensive guns because it's not fair that poor people have access to guns too.

34. Police officers have some special Jedi-like mastery over hand guns that private citizens can never hope to obtain.

35. Private citizens don't need a gun for self-protection because the police are there to protect them even though the Supreme Court says the police are not responsible for their protection.

36. Citizens don't need to carry a gun for personal protection but police chiefs, who are desk-bound administrators who work in a building filled with cops, need a gun.

37. "Assault weapons" have no purpose other than to kill large numbers of people. The police need assault weapons. You do not.

38. When Microsoft pressures its distributors to give Microsoft preferential promotion, that's bad; but when the Federal government pressures cities to buy guns only from Smith & Wesson, that's good.

39. Trigger locks do not interfere with the ability to use a gun for defensive purposes, which is why you see police officers with one on their duty weapon.

40. Handgun Control, Inc. says they want to "keep guns out of the wrong hands." Guess what? You have the wrong hands.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government
KEYWORDS: 2ndamendment; aclu; banglist; democrats; firearms; gunban; guncontrol; guns; nra; secondamendment
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This is a terrific list. It reminds me a bit of The Screwtape Letters.
1 posted on 11/18/2008 5:34:28 PM PST by DogByte6RER
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To: DogByte6RER

ROFLMAO This is good.


2 posted on 11/18/2008 5:36:36 PM PST by djsherin (The federal government: Because your life isn't screwed up enough!)
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To: DogByte6RER
40 Reasons for Gun Control

There is only one.

Personal freedom as a political agenda.

3 posted on 11/18/2008 5:37:20 PM PST by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: DogByte6RER

40 reasons why I picked up an AK and a 1000 rounds this weekend, and my conservative parents have finally turned totally red!


4 posted on 11/18/2008 5:37:31 PM PST by Edizzl79 (you want my guns..come and get em...I dare ya....)
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Cool


5 posted on 11/18/2008 5:37:34 PM PST by freeplancer (McCain Voters Catch the Lobsters-Obama Voters Eat Them)
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To: DogByte6RER

Good stuff!


6 posted on 11/18/2008 5:42:44 PM PST by Domandred (Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.)
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To: Edizzl79
My husband ordered a Colt M4 so I being the good wife picked it up for him today....you will be glad to know I passed the not a felon, not crazy no outstanding warrants test.....
7 posted on 11/18/2008 5:42:48 PM PST by Kimmers (Armed, not dangerous....just don't push me you Marxist infidels)
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To: DogByte6RER

Gun control should have been started as far back as 1800. That way we would all be living east of the Appalachian Mountains and we would be a third world country.


8 posted on 11/18/2008 5:44:01 PM PST by oyez (Justa' another high minded lowlife.)
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To: DogByte6RER
Just picked up this today. Well designed for concealed carry.

Smith & Wesson : Product ID: 9255 : Smith & Wesson 442 Revolver, Double Action, Small Sized, 38 Special, 1 7/8 Inch Barrel, Matte Blue Finish, Rubber Grips, 5 Round Capacity, Fired Casing


9 posted on 11/18/2008 5:49:37 PM PST by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there)
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To: Joe Brower

good un.


10 posted on 11/18/2008 5:52:43 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: DogByte6RER

>This is a terrific list. It reminds me a bit of The Screwtape Letters.

Doesn’t it? I really like #17...

17. Private citizens shouldn’t have handguns, because they aren’t “military weapons”, but private citizens shouldn’t have “assault rifles”, because they are military weapons.


11 posted on 11/18/2008 5:59:25 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Kimmers

Hey just cause your one of those people that passed a federal background check without any felonies or assault charges, that still makes you a threat to the common criminal and our government!


12 posted on 11/18/2008 6:00:05 PM PST by Edizzl79 (you want my guns..come and get em...I dare ya....)
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To: Kimmers

My favorite:
Are you a fugitive from justice? Yes [ ] No [ ]


13 posted on 11/18/2008 6:00:38 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: DogByte6RER
We must get rid of guns because a deranged lunatic may go on a shooting spree at any time and anyone who would own a gun out of fear of such a lunatic is paranoid.

You have no idea of the number of anti-gun liberals who actually believe this. Police officers have some special Jedi-like mastery over hand guns that private citizens can never hope to obtain.

Truth: Cops are 4 to 10 times more likely to shoot an innocent bystander than an armed citizen.

14 posted on 11/18/2008 6:06:12 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Obama is the Antichrist.)
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To: ChildOfThe60s

Re: “Just picked up this today. Well designed for concealed carry.
Smith & Wesson : Product ID: 9255 : Smith & Wesson 442 Revolver, Double Action, Small Sized, 38 Special, 1 7/8 Inch Barrel, Matte Blue Finish, Rubber Grips, 5 Round Capacity, Fired Casing”

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That’s cute - mind sharing approximately what it cost you?


15 posted on 11/18/2008 6:06:47 PM PST by CaliforniaCon
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To: Edizzl79

Forty reasons why my son purchased his first handgun ( Ruger SR 9) and I picked up a nice Bersa .380 Thunder at a Pennsylvania Gun Show last weekend .


16 posted on 11/18/2008 6:21:11 PM PST by Renegade (You go tell my buddies)
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To: DogByte6RER
Ordinary people in the presence of guns turn into slaughtering butchers but revert to normal when the weapon is removed.

I've noticed that since I've gotten a couple of large capacity semi-autos in the gun safe, they keep beating on the door to get out. They've left dents in the door and walls where they tried to get out and hitch hike to a school yard, but so far they haven't gotten out and done it yet. Of course, I was smart enough to store them without bullets so they couldn't shoot their way out.

Great find, BTW. Some of the best, most succinct expositions on the incredibly flawed logic at the heart of gun control that I've ever seen. I also liked the one about the cops having Jedi like mastery of hand guns.

17 posted on 11/18/2008 6:21:23 PM PST by Hardastarboard (America is so "twenty minutes ago")
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To: DogByte6RER
A classic. BTW, my cousin spent 20 years on the NYPD, retiring as a detective lieutenant in the Manhattan DA’s homicide squad (he sort of resembles Chris Noth). In his twenty year career he never drew his weapon once. He never had to, even though he's far from physically imposing at 5’ 9”, 165#. Closest he ever came was changing a tire at night on 125th Street in Harlem in civilian cloths.

Just mention it, 'cause they spend a lot time dissin' cops. I appreciate the coppers, I just don't want to depend on them.

18 posted on 11/18/2008 6:21:52 PM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans.)
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To: devolve; DogByte6RER

Bump. Good material for email.


19 posted on 11/18/2008 6:27:36 PM PST by potlatch
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To: potlatch

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Thanks potlatch

On the way


20 posted on 11/18/2008 6:55:02 PM PST by devolve ( ____"hussein the creepy" -- Evan Thomas - Nudesweek ____)
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