[JACKRUSSELL]

[tiredoflaundry]

LOL

[ansel12]

We will never submit to British Islamic rule.

[icwhatudo]

[Safrguns]

WE SURRENDER!!! Just Get the ONE OUTA HERE!

[mountainlion]

Great Grandmother several times removed, Will you give me an office in your renewed colony? My mantra will be YES I CAN!!!

[cajungirl]

Funny!

PS I love the Queen!

[Pelagius of Asturias]

You forgot to add that the former United States will immediately accept the immigration of ten million “Asians” from Pakistan and other countries immediately.

[doc1019]

Does this mean that I will have to speak with a fake British accent like Madonna?

[Natural Law]

I’ve seen the modern British army in action. When they were good they were 0-2 against us. I have no doubts that a few of us today with a snoot full of beer and some muzzle loaders could whip them again....

[Responsibility2nd]

Wow. This is amazing.

I've never seen this posted here before. Ever.

[Red_Devil 232]

I will go along with the beer deal. But the Queer did not say anything about the muzzies ... Oooops I mean asians!

[xJones]

Now that's funny!!!

But you know, maybe that wouldn't be so bad. I'd rather take Queen Elizabeth over Obama for the next 4 years. The problem is how are we going to get rid of her before she kicks the royal bucket and we get stuck with King Charles III (he who bays at the moon, and turned down Diana for Camillia).

[Mountain Troll]

Except for the part about the guns, I really don’t have a problem with any of that.

[DryFly]

Can’t revoke what you didn’t grant. Didn’t need your consent, and don’t need it now. (And yes, I know it’s a joke.)

[Kimmers]

does this mean we have to smoke “fags”.....

[Pelagius of Asturias]

Rugby - A game for ruffians played by gentlemen

Soccer (football)- A game for gentlemen played by ruffians

In Heaven-
The British are the police
The French are the cooks
The Italians build the cars
and
The Germans run the trains.

In Hell -
The Germans are the police
The French build the cars
The Italians run the trains
and
The British are the cooks.

[alarm rider]

Not going to buy it, but I will say this:

At least the Queen served her country during a war. She did not have to do that, and I have always admired her for that choice.

[celtic gal]

Thanks for the interlude! It was just what we need whilst we wait for the most dreadful day for 0bama’s inauguration. We will not favour this guttersnipe by watching the tele on that day. No, our behaviour will comport with the more favourable thing like reading Pride and Prejudice and studying the most effecient use of proper British manners as well as speaking so that we may become proper ladies and gentlemen. I realise that this may be difficult for some as we will be oddly curious to see what manner of dress that woman who shall shortly be known as First Lady ( thank goodness she will not bear the title of Queen as how insulting that would be to HRH Queen Lilibet). We may wish to recall on the night of the victory for 0bama, he and his family came out on stage wearing black and red..and she looked like a black widow spider though some other clever poster gave a more apt description as a blood clot.
But I digress, yes we shall do what is proper and learn to speak properly, hold our tea cups properly and dine on crumpets and 4 pm sharp!

[mrsmel]

No thanks, at least here in the USA we’re still armed, and becoming more so, and can defend ourselves against criminals and tyrants. We still have areas of retreat. We’re still behind the UK curve regarding political correctness, though not far and catching up. We don’t have sharia law yet. Why rush to meet the end of freedom when you can fight against it?

[Professional Engineer]

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