Posted on 11/04/2008 9:09:29 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Ping
PMSKitten with Uzi checkin’ in!
Voted early this am when poll opened. MASSIVE line— oldtimers said they’ve never seen it like this. Lot’s of McCain signs outside of polling place—my area of The Peoples Republic of Maryland is reliably RED!!!
Rush is right. Ignore what you hear and see from the drive by media.
Heavier than normal voting this morning in my district. First time I had to wait in a line to vote that I can remember.
That is a bad omen....
Thank you!
Okay, how about THIS Rush Thread ping for the Hannity folks!
I’m not the regular poster. ;-)
I just noticed someone else posted an “unofficial” thread. Should I delete mine?
I just sent some people here, my Queen.
Let’s stay right here.
Thank you, my faithful Knight.
Screw omens.
And polls.
Newspapers nor football teams vote for me.
45 min to vote here in eastern Hillsborough county FL (precinct 821) this morning @ 10:00.
Let’s win this, people!!! -— Lest this be the last national election with Rush blanketing the airwaves.
Steeler fans are pretty happy.
PING!!!!!!!!
Wish we had some specifics about the voter intimidation in Philly. Are Farrakhan’s goons standing around the polling stations?
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