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Redistribute the Wealth
email unknown | 10-20-2008 | Email

Posted on 10/21/2008 11:51:22 AM PDT by b4its2late

Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "Vote Obama, I need the money." I laughed.

Once in the restaurant my server had on a "Obama 08" tie, again I laughed as he had given away his political preference -- just imagine the coincidence.

When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need--the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.

I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I've decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was grateful.

At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient deserved money more.

I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application.

Also, employers could announce the consideration of employee raises, then withhold those raises and give the proceeds to a worthy cause, preferably one involving non-workers ... PRICELESS!


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: change; fantasy; fiction; obama
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Original source of email is unknown but imagine the possibilities this brings to the well to do demons of society.
1 posted on 10/21/2008 11:51:23 AM PDT by b4its2late
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To: b4its2late
He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need--the homeless guy outside.

Brilliant!

2 posted on 10/21/2008 11:53:08 AM PDT by livius
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To: b4its2late

That “waiter” is just an “undiscovered” actor. And when he gets his Oscar, boy is he going to give it to you.


3 posted on 10/21/2008 11:54:25 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: b4its2late

This should happen to every university student...or graduate...who backs Obama but wants to reap the rewards of capitalism, too.


4 posted on 10/21/2008 11:56:43 AM PDT by kittymyrib
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To: massgopguy

“And when he gets his Oscar, boy is he going to give it to you.”

Redistribution of Oscars? :^)


5 posted on 10/21/2008 11:56:45 AM PDT by PreciousLiberty
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To: b4its2late

Outstanding


6 posted on 10/21/2008 11:58:12 AM PDT by frankiep (Every socialist is a disguised dictator - Ludwig von Mises)
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To: b4its2late
The waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient deserved money more.

Aah, the conundrum of the "hard-working" socialist. Lol, nice post.

7 posted on 10/21/2008 11:58:40 AM PDT by AC-130 Gunship
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To: b4its2late

Was the name of the restaurant “Reality Bites”?


8 posted on 10/21/2008 11:58:46 AM PDT by 3AngelaD (They screwed up their own countries so bad they had to leave, and now they're here screwing up ours.)
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To: b4its2late

Just awesome!!!! Such a great idea!


9 posted on 10/21/2008 11:58:55 AM PDT by savagesusie
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To: b4its2late

The rest of the story:
Next time you go to that restraunt and get that waiter, he will give you lousy service, and the panhandler still won’t do anything for you.


10 posted on 10/21/2008 12:01:06 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (I AM JOE THE PLUMBER!)
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To: kittymyrib
Parents of zerOids should simply tell their kids that 40% of their stipend from the parents is being donated to homeless women’s shelters or some equally PC group. Cut the check, make sure the child sees it and actually send it. If the kids are 18 and still in HS, do the same with their allowance.

They want socialism, then let them have socialism.

If your children are conservative, congratulate them on retaining their money. If you have several children of both political persuasions, this will be guaranteed to generate cries of “It's not fair” from the zerOids.

11 posted on 10/21/2008 12:03:49 PM PDT by reformedliberal
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BRILLIANT! I say we ALL go out there in the next two weeks and do similar things in the public. Thats a way we can get ‘in the face’ of the Obama supporters. Call people on their belief in socialism...


12 posted on 10/21/2008 12:03:50 PM PDT by Alkhin (Hope looks beyond the bounds of time...)
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To: b4its2late

Sometimes it is a good idea to really think of all ramifications of a supposedly good idea.


13 posted on 10/21/2008 12:04:52 PM PDT by midwyf (Wyoming Native. Environmentalism is a religion too.)
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To: PreciousLiberty

Redistribute Oscars to bums.


14 posted on 10/21/2008 12:05:47 PM PDT by onedoug ( Barracuda!)
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To: b4its2late
Pithy example of the redistributionist concept. I have one quibble...

"...the actual recipient deserved money..."

"Needing" is not the same as "deserving".
15 posted on 10/21/2008 12:07:07 PM PDT by Paine in the Neck (Nepolean fries the idea powder)
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Quick thinking ! Brilliant.

Reality Check for the Obamite.

16 posted on 10/21/2008 12:07:57 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: kittymyrib
Isn't there an old joke or e-mail about a father talking to his liberal daughter who was just back from her first year of college. The daughter worked hard and got straight A's but was lamenting that a friend of her's didn't do so well and she felt sorry for her. As the father questions the daughter, he discovers that the friend spent all her time partying and never studied. He suggested that his daughter give some of her A's to the friend. Shut the daughter right up.

Or it goes somethin' like that....

17 posted on 10/21/2008 12:08:05 PM PDT by tsmith130
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To: ctdonath2
Exactly. Kind of like welfare recipients, well the ones that really can work anyway, not the truly needy.

18 posted on 10/21/2008 12:08:10 PM PDT by b4its2late (Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
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I guess the waiter was pixxed because they are often only paid between $2 and $3 per hour and count on the tips to survive.

Lets really do a good thing and stop going to Wal-Mart and buying all that cheap made-in-China stuff.


19 posted on 10/21/2008 12:09:30 PM PDT by gleeaikin
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Here’s the problem, take the $10 and give $5 to 2 homeless. Obama (potentially)lost 1 vote from the server who learned his lesson on redistribution, but gained 2 from the parasites. Repeat but now give 5 homeless $2 each.


20 posted on 10/21/2008 12:09:35 PM PDT by Hacklehead (Crush the liberals, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the hippies.)
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