N Korea leader rails against long-haired men: report (man w/ bad hair giving advice on hairstyle)

AFP ^ | 10/20/08

[TigerLikesRooster]

NKorea leader rails against long-haired men: report

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TOKYO (AFP) – North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il, making his presence felt amid speculation about his health, has lashed out at football players sporting long hair, a Japanese newspaper said Monday.

The bouffant-haired dictator was outraged at the hairdos while watching a university match and ordered all men to go clean-cut, the Mainichi Shimbun said in its evening edition, quoting an unnamed source close to the regime.

It said the match was believed to have taken place earlier this month as speculation swirled overseas about the health of Kim, who failed to show up at the communist state's 60th anniversary parade on September 9.

"I think it is untidy and not befitting for athletes" to grow long hair, Kim said while watching the game between Kim Il-Sung University and Pyongyang University of Railways, the Mainichi said in a dispatch from Beijing.

"What kind of haircuts are these? If things are like this, you cannot tell whether this is a men's football match or women's," Kim said angrily, according to the Mainichi source.

The frustrated Kim stopped watching the match after the first half, the Mainichi said, adding that it was unclear whether the leader actually was present at the stadium or watched the game on television.

[TigerLikesRooster]

Here is one guy who will pass Kim's hairstyle guideline:

N. Korean Star Soccer Player Chung Dae-seh

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On the other hand, there might be one in this photo who could rile Kim Jong-il.

N. Korean National Team

[freedomson]

Just look at those hippies!

[freedomson]

Just look at those hippies!

[freedomson]

Just look at those hippies!

[TigerLikesRooster]

The guy is sick alright. He is lots of free time at hand, enough to spread around his hairstyle advice.

However, first, he should have his hairs in order. He is not in a position to dish out idle advice.

The guy sees subversion behind every little change among his slaves.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Little Kim pointing excitedly :"HER, bring her to my room this evening! Such a body, such a beauty..."

Whispered (sir, um, there's a problem with that.)

Little Kim : NOW, Bring her NOW! Don't you dare deny my will!

(sir, that's a man)

"What kind of haircuts are these? If things are like this, you cannot tell whether this is a men's football match or women's,"

[SevenofNine]

Yeah Tiger hello Chia Pet shouldn’t be talking about hairstyles look at him it remind me of Kid and Play the 1980s rap band

[WOBBLY BOB]

I was thinking Marty Allen.

[SevenofNine]

OMG that too funny

OH OKAY

[SevenofNine]

OMG that too funny

OH OKAY

[mysterio]

None of them have long hair from what I can tell.

[TigerLikesRooster]

Any hairs longer than Chia Head’ are “considered long.” That is my take.:-)

[pogo101]

[Tamar1973]

I'm sure Bae Yong Joon's (Yonsama's) haircut would give him a heart attack. Someone send photos, please! I'll be glad to send that pot bellied pig to an early grave.

[AdmSmith]

This is one of the important news from today:
General Secretary Kim Jong Il’s work “The Historic Lesson in Building Socialism and the General Line of Our Party” was brought out in booklet by the Grafica Aj Hermanos Publishing House of Peru on the occasion of the 63rd anniversary of the founding of the Workers’ Party of Korea.

http://www.kcna.co.jp/item/2008/200810/news20/20081020-1901ee.html

[SevenofNine]

That Hairstyle is not bad on BJ LOL!

[Tamar1973]

Chia Pet's tirade against long hair on Korean men is dripping with irony because just 100 years ago, men in Korea had their hair really long and would wear it in a topknot on top of their heads.

They hid the topknot with their hats.

When the Japanese came in and demanded the men cut their head, many Korean men resisted saying they'd rather be beheaded then lose their topknot.

[monkapotamus]

[SevenofNine]

OH LORDY that oldie but goody LOL!