Posted on 10/20/2008 8:46:37 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Nobody knows this, Rush!
Consider this an important Freep, folks. Do it now while he's still on!
ElRushbo@eib.net.com
Leni
Tina Fey's joke about which states weren't patriotic cracked me up big time.
Top ten reasons is good.
Anyone have any links on FDR and New Deal Democrats? I need to pass it on to someone.
My money is on Martial law and gun confiscation.
MSNBC: Put Tank Matthews on this one, after the election
Rudy on Biden “ Maybe he still has doubts about whether he(Øbama) is ready to be Commander and Chief “
Done :)
BTW- I missed a few minutes- who is this fellow Rush is speaking with?
My bet is the Quakers get rounded up and put in interment camps. /sarc
Umm . . .someone named “Rudy Giuliani”
It's Rudy.
Rudy.
Rudy Guillani
Hi darling!
Well, hello there sugar plum!
And under Obamunist, the same type of people will retaliate against you healthcare-wise, Mortgage and student loan-wise, and who gets to fill up their car with gasoline-wise.
What a world of unrelenting darkness we are leaving our children.
LOL, whatever it is it sounds like to me that it will happen here, it will be unpopular and the people aren’t going to like it. Hmmmm. Just what could that be?
ROFLAMO!! “Who is this fellow” indeed!!!
I just cracked myself up!!
I honestly didn’t recognize his voice...
One of the reasons I think Øbama has attention deficit:
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3. Often has trouble keeping attention on tasks or play activities.
Example: Joe Bidens observations;
Biden wasnt always defending Obama...
http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/07/17/1204594.aspx
On Aug. 1, 2007, when Obama unveiled his counterterrorism agenda, the Biden camp fired off a snarky email congratulating him for his Johnny-come-lately position on Afghanistan,
noting that during two Foreign Relations Committee hearings on Afghanistan and other subjects, Obama didnt ask questions about the Taliban, Al Qaeda, or Afghanistan.
How are things going?
http://sugarnspice.typepad.com/sugar_n_spicea_meeting_pl/2008/10/the-obama-base.html
Sure you heard the Stern one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5p3OB6roAg
Shame.
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