Posted on 10/20/2008 8:46:37 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
"The only difference between Obama and Osama is the bs."
That is great news....never heard that before.
When read a couple of times carefully- he’s warning, almost threatening and then begging.
It’s AS IF he knows what’s going to happen. That seems extremely UNlikely- but it is truly the most bizarre statement to come out of a presidential campaign yet..
Well all the AFC West lost (Well, Oakland won but I don’t worry about them) so I hope my Broncos get a win tonight. That’ll give them a good cushion going into a bye week.
I only got to see part of the Packers/Colts game. I needed the Packer win to get me a good week in my football pool.
Maybe you can tell me...what’s up with Orange for the Bears? They look like Tampa Bay!
Mostly I just did laundry and did some walking in the beautiful weather while it lasted.
How have you been?
Is it racist to state that I have negative feelings about any group who would vote 95% based on the color of a candidates skin?
One thing is sure, Obama's campaign has severely set back race relations in this country.
OMG IN HEAVEN.
I hate those bears orange uniforms. They were them at home at times.
THAT's The change they're offering. Joe Biden...the walking GAFFE that keeeps on GIVING! McCain or some 527 group needs to use that!
I am certain if this one was one of the ads the McCain campaign was running on the TV in Missouri, Osama HUSSEIN Obama's THUGS would be all over it!
Thanks for the ping.
Liberal facism. There it is. They don't even try to hide it anymore, that is what's amazing and makes my blood run cold.
‘Rat definition of rich: Anyone who draws a PAYCHECK.
Shop ‘N’ Save used to have a sinilar deal here with Go-Mart a while back. Twenty cents off/gal when you spent $100. They stopped because the mgr. of the supermarket said he didn’t see any increase in sales.
hehehe!
Israel figures The One will do that regardless so they truly have no choice. Obama wins, the clock will start ticking. My issue with Biden is why tip off America’s enemies?
Biden knows that if Obambi is elected, it will be like ringing the dinner bell for Al Qeada: They will launch a terror bombing campaign in the lower 48, aided by Obambi gutting our wiretapping efforts and shutting down Gitmo. There will be car bombs going off in every major city because Al Qaeda knows Obambi is a pussy and won’t fight back for America.
Wasn’t there a mention on FR this weekend of Obama being briefed on terrorist threats?
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Working on my bike in the garage, while I freep.
I missed that one. When she was standing outside the studio with Lorne Micheals?
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