Posted on 10/16/2008 8:33:03 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I mean Joe could have a few plumbing businesses around the USA — and he could shear the wealth with PLUMBERS he HIRES!!!
Now the KOS moonbats are trying to attach Joe to the KEATING FIVE SCANDAL!!!
They KNOW how damaging this is to “THE ONE!” and they are pulling out ALL the stops to destroy him, FAST. He has THE SAME LAST NAME, so Guilt-By-Association is all the rage with Dems now, but NOT for Obama.
“Turns out that Joe Wurzelbacher from the Toledo event is a close relative of Robert Wurzelbacher of Milford, Ohio. Who’s Robert Wurzelbacher? Only the former senior vice president of American Continental, the parent company of the infamous Lincoln Savings and Loan. The now retired elder Wurzelbacher is also a major contributor to Republican causes giving well over $10,000 in the last few years.
So “Joe the Plumber” is not independent. He is associated with people tied to Keating. He is in financial difficulty. He is now a talking point. And we are supposed to believe this is all coincidental?
I smell a rat”
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/10/16/125334/33/37/632539
Shouldn't Nagin be takin' the credit....chocolate city and all......
I agree about Rush doing those stupid commercials. Especially since I pay extra to get 24/7 with one of the main reasons being that you didn’t have to listen to the commercials. Oh well, at least I can FF through them.
Hank Hill could do a BETTER job as Senate Majority Leader than Harry.. and Joe the Plumber could do a better job than Nancy!
Yippee!!! Murtha just apologized to my peeps and me...for calling us racist. That just fixes everything John...
I can’t type today!!! Sorry...
Good lord!
Hi, MG, good to see you.
Who was the woman that wrote the plumber was a rep hack?
Is that you Rush?
Roland Martin screaming just now on CNN- “ Joe the Plumber is not even a real Plumber!”
I seem to recall reading some time ago that you're well along with getting wood stocked for the winter. Glad to hear it.
Both will take credit!!
Fortunately for our side, the comment is already on the record, and every Republican candidate in western PA should use it from now ‘til election day.
Thank you, Rep. Murtha!
OT...did ya’ll see that Tea’ Leoni and David Duchnovy spit?
Seems ole Dave is a sex freak......been to 2 sex addicted clinics
folk do not cure an addiction til they hit bottom
Dave was heard sayin “ hit bottom”....I’m all in”
Who's Roland Martin? CNN? Clean Negro Network?
It sure does seem possible that Obama doesn’t meet the citizen-by-birth requirement. I wish Rush, Sean, etc. would actually look into the information that’s been provided, rather than writing it off as a conspiracy.
New Zeal Files, pick one... but I suggest you read them all, very interesting background:
Communist Negro Network
Nurse Who Exposed Infanticide-Based Abortions: Obama Lied During Debate
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