Posted on 10/10/2008 8:41:30 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY
GOOOOOO SNERDLY!!!! AWESOME!!
That may’ve been the funniest Rush Limbaugh segment in the show’s history!
I would call it an interesting theory, but not a rumor.
We are just talking dual citizenship.
The doesn’t make him ineligible but it draws his allegiances into question.
And if this comes out after Obama is elected President, then what?????
cmnon maing, if ya thew Benhhardt ova da fenzzzzzzzz
lifers would tho it back, yo !
Loved that scene...my mom never understood it, at all....me the first time I saw Airplane. LOL!! Go June!!
Rushie, stop correcting Bo! Yo.
L0L!
Yesterday some thread had Charles Krauthammers email. Anybody see it?
“cmnon maing, if ya thew Benhhardt ova da fenzzzzzzzz
lifers would tho it back, yo !”
Priceless!
:)
stop it!
sorry....................still lmao
At Mrs S’s firm today she walked by one of her partners who
said “are you sure you want to be near me”? She asked why,
and he said “because I’m a terrorist”. She said what? He
said “because I’m voting for 0bama and I’m guilty by
association”...
The poison is thick out there.”
Yes, the poison is thick! Perhaps your wife could ask him if he likes the fact that Obama is either endorsed or favored by William Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, Michael Pfleger, Frank Davis, Tony Rezco, Louis Farrakhan, Danial Ortega, Raul Castro, Raila Ordinga (who says he is Obama’s cousin), and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Those are sure nice associations!
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