Posted on 10/07/2008 3:29:46 PM PDT by dighton

Iowahawks regular relationship advice expert Barack Obama is on leave today, preparing for the upcoming presidential debate. Filling in today is our all-star cast of personal growth experts.
Ping to Iowahawk in fine feather.
We recognize the hawk by it’s talons....
Excellent!
PING for Iowahawk. Love it.
Iowahawk is like a god. Can someone please tell me how to apply to be his groupie so I can follow him around and do degrading things to please him in hopes that he’ll speak to me?
The Hawk’s in good form, but let’s face it, he’s hit the motherlode of cynical comedy in the Chicago machine. Capone wit’ a ballbat got nuttin’ on dese guys. BTT.
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