Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Friday 10/03/08

The EIB Network ^ | October 3, 2008 | Rush Limbaugh

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AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy. A Real Man, a Living Legend, a Way of Life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Wonder if the senate will be so kind as to include Vasoline as an earmark to ease the pain of the collosseal SCREWING we will all be receiving.

[rodguy911]

Exactly, Rush has said over and over the only straight polls will be the ones taken about 72 hours before the election when those few polling companies actully worried about what voters think will do an unbiased survey. Until then most are in the tank for obummer and play very fast and lose with how they survey.

[rodguy911]

hahhhaa I’ll be thinking about you next mid -week as we go fishing into the deep briny blue....

[Nekman]

From what I saw in the paper this morning,they have her on tape accepting a bribe....Hope John’s freezer is still plugged in. LOL

[advertising guy]

vasaline?............you BIG OIL lover

[RSmithOpt]

LOL!!! LOL!!! LOL!!! LOL!!!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Colossal not collosseal or however the heck I spelled it.

[Clint N. Suhks]

I have yahoo finance open all day.

I was just giving an average when it passed before it tanked.

[advertising guy]

cool...catch em all too

[FrustratedGOPmember]

Congress should move from Washington to Hell (no, not the town in Michigan).

[ChicagoConservative27]

Clint has boob fever today.

[rodguy911]

Just losers that are really worried but keep up a lying offense anyway.

[Clint N. Suhks]

hehehe...

GOOD ONE!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

*L* Tim Cavenaugh (a comedian) has a song (Petroleum) that goes something like “With the price of gasoline, I wish that they’d include vasoline .....that’s how petroleum jelly gets it name.”

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Say, does anyone else use AOL?

For the last several days, every time I go to the AOL homepage or access my AOL, there’s a link in the corner that says “Sarah Palin’s IQ = 116”. I’m afraid to click on it lest it’s a virus of some sort. Has anyone else seen this?

[rodguy911]

I hate to agree with you but we should have slam dunked the rats for causing all this stuff but other than here and a few other places in the New Media our side has dropped the ball.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

You mean earring fever?

[djrakowski]

Good... we don’t want ‘em here in Michigan.

[ChicagoConservative27]

That too.