Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Friday 10/03/08

The EIB Network ^ | October 3, 2008 | Rush Limbaugh

[TSchmereL]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy. A Real Man, a Living Legend, a Way of Life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY

[Hoodat]

Your link didn't work for me. Try this one.

[Sybeck1]

A TOS Klingon?

[EagleandLiberty]

How dare you insult KLINGONS!!

[Joisey]

I VOTED TO SAVE THE DARFURIANS AND BOSNIACS IN CHAD. I'M JOE BIDEN OF THE KLINGON HAIR CLUB FOR MEN, AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE

[hattend]

Maybe Obama will give you “free beer for all”. (s)

I'll take it... I won't have a job, might as well drink beer!

[advertising guy]

whomever is willin to share pics and measurements dontchaknow

[Hoodat]

Try this one:

http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/secondhelpings/2008/10/joe-gives-delaware-shout-outs.html

[ChicagoConservative27]

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2008/10/01/dish-network-now-has-obama-channel

[pepperhead]

[murron]

I’m so glad that somebody else has noticed that. During the Clarence Thomas hearings, I thought I would go crazy at how many times he said “fundamental”, and he would say it with such emphasis.

[Nekman]

I have not seen a movie in the theater in 11 years, I’m going to see American Carol tonight!

[Joisey]

HEY GUYS! FREEP THIS MOVIE!

[hattend]

I want her now!

Hey, Wait! I'm next in line for when Todd is out of the picture.

Oh, you mean for President? I do, too! Unfortunately, we're stuck with McCain.

[maggief]

Also looks like Joe visited the Ted Baxter Hair Club for Men.

[Just Lori]

Hi there, you two. I hope you plan on behaving yourselves today! =)

[EagleandLiberty]

This is a cow patty:

I thought that was Obama

[murron]

Is it the Amtrak station next to the Homne Depot store in Scranton?

[BigEdLB]

Last night, Hero of the Party, Joe Biden faced of against the Moose Hunting pretender. He withstood 90 minutes of insults from this woman. Her language shows she does not understand that you must be an elite to participate in governance. Biden bravely faced an onslaught and survived. Mayor Palin brought Biden to tears. Don't worry Joe, we understand. But because of your selection by THE ONE, our Dear Leader, you knew that this would happen and you held up well. Thank you for being there. May Barack Bless you, and on with the campaign

[dfwgator]

LOL, it looks like the nameplate says, "MR. DODO"

[Just Lori]

There IS a resemblance, isn’t there?