This is a cow pie 
Posted on 10/03/2008 8:16:39 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy. A Real Man, a Living Legend, a Way of Life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY
This is a cow pie
retail sucks!
Don’t forget that he wants to give the courts the power to re-set mortgage principals. (sp?)
That would almost be enough to get me to watch, but not quite!
OH PLEASE someone... link doesn’t work anymore. Did they pull it?
Polly
Joe picked up the botox at Home Depot... next to the Amtrak station.
Curtis WABC, called the Home Depot in Wilmington to ask if they ever saw Joe, the guy said no. He asked how long he’s worked there, two years.
He called Joey of ‘not knowing how much it costs to fill tank’ fame. He said he knew how much it costs now and he didn’t want to get into his financial situation (car insurance, utilities, bills), so he asked how much it was, the guy never answered and swerved. He asked how long he knew Joe, he said way back. He asked if he’s upset Joe used him, he said no. He asked if he’d tell if Joe was lying on him, he said ‘He would never lie AGAINST Joe’ (big slip), Curtis didn’t realize it till callers and emailers clued him.
Curtis wanted to call him earlier but figured around six was better cause folks head out to work; The guy complained about it being six and Curtis asked him if he worked, he said yes.
After a lib called to twist the debate by saying Biden didn’t say this and that, Curtis went straight to the clip. Then he said Palin stated she wouldn’t answer questions (instead of she may not answer them the way the media and Joe/dems/DC wants her too), he went to the tape right away.
LOL. Who would be his co-star?
Ha! Rush agrees with me. Turn Sarah lose!
Go Sarahcuda!
If 2008 doesn’t work out I think we have our ‘12 Presidential candidate in Sarah Palin. We’ll be tired of socialism by then, I hope. Should be in a big recession, high interest rates, energy prices through the roof.
She’ll be Ronaldus Magnus , Part Deux
He even lied about a restaurant. LMAO
LOL Sliwa said the only ones hanging around Home Depot were the illegals waiting for day labor jobs.
sorry about the link
http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/secondhelpings/2008/10/joe-gives-delaware-shout-outs.html
Maybe Obama will give you “free beer for all”. (s)
I want her now!
And the gas station....
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