[LibWhacker]

Search down. Can't tell whether or not this has been posted before. Hope not.

[HanneyBean]

Paging Pamela Anderson, please pick up the white curtesy phone....

[conservativehusker]

New jobs available????

[dragonblustar]

Got Milk?

[coolbreeze]

Does this mean I can buy a Dolly Parton carton?

[Clemenza]

B & J can then say that they are in need of illegal, fertile milkmaids to do the lactating American women don’t want to do.

[Andonius_99]

As long as I can pump it myself, I’m all for it!

[TypeZoNegative]

And that's why G_d created frozen Rice Dream.

And this prompts me to change my sig.

[5thGenTexan]

But, if the concern is that in order to make production levels the cows are being mistreated, wouldn't the women producing the milk be at the same risk?

Do we really want breast milk sweat shops?

[FatherofFive]

After several years of living in filthy conditions and being forced to produce 10 times more milk than they would naturally, their exhausted bodies are turned into hamburgers or ground up for soup.

What will happen to the humans who are milked? Oh, the humanity!

[spacejunkie]

I’ll have the Titty Twirl and the Double D Dipper!

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

Fine, but what would it cost? Two scoops of vanilla ‘Knockers’ with a cherry on top, probably looking at $35.

[libbylu]

lolol... that would make the world’s most expensive stuff.

[Mr. Brightside]

Drink water:

[Right Wing Assault]

Do they have any idea how many women this would require? A cow puts out a LOT more than a woman.

[mountainbunny]

PETA is performance art, and nothing more.

They bring nothing of any substance or value to the table, and as such, should be mocked and/or ignored.

[ModelBreaker]

OK. I’m afraid this isn’t satire. The images of lines of women lined up at milking machines is really too much for me. This is one we could outsource, as far as I’m concerned.

But I don’t know. Maybe it could be a handy source of pin money when things get tight.

If this is not satire, these folks are far beyond zebra. I really don’t have the word to describe how insane they are. And they are probably otherwise functional people.

I just don’t know how a reasonably functional person wakes up one morning and says “I have a great idea. Let’s replace cows with women for milk!” And then his buddies hear the idea and say, “Great idea. Let’s send the suggestion to Ben and Jerry’s. They’re hip and liberal. I bet they’ll think it’s a great idea!”

I don’t know what planet they are from. But it’s not from anywhere around here.

[dynachrome]

Only a couple or 3 times, including me. I was surprised the mods let it stay up! LOL

[red-dawg]

[econjack]

PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health.

Oh, come on. I've never had one cow complain to me about being milked, let alone express suffering.

[Bean Counter]

It’s really getting difficult for me to decide which group is more insanely stupid...PETA or Code Pinko....