Got Milk?
Posted on 09/24/2008 1:59:19 PM PDT by LibWhacker
Paging Pamela Anderson, please pick up the white curtesy phone....
Got Milk?
Does this mean I can buy a Dolly Parton carton?
B & J can then say that they are in need of illegal, fertile milkmaids to do the lactating American women don’t want to do.
As long as I can pump it myself, I’m all for it!
And this prompts me to change my sig.
Do we really want breast milk sweat shops?
What will happen to the humans who are milked? Oh, the humanity!
I’ll have the Titty Twirl and the Double D Dipper!
Fine, but what would it cost? Two scoops of vanilla ‘Knockers’ with a cherry on top, probably looking at $35.
lolol... that would make the world’s most expensive stuff.
Do they have any idea how many women this would require? A cow puts out a LOT more than a woman.
Depends on if the milk pumps are automated or if the suppliers get to pick a human milker.
...Me, I’d ask Mel Gibson ;^0
PETA is performance art, and nothing more.
They bring nothing of any substance or value to the table, and as such, should be mocked and/or ignored.
Am I the only one who finds this thread totally offensive?
OK. I’m afraid this isn’t satire. The images of lines of women lined up at milking machines is really too much for me. This is one we could outsource, as far as I’m concerned.
But I don’t know. Maybe it could be a handy source of pin money when things get tight.
If this is not satire, these folks are far beyond zebra. I really don’t have the word to describe how insane they are. And they are probably otherwise functional people.
I just don’t know how a reasonably functional person wakes up one morning and says “I have a great idea. Let’s replace cows with women for milk!” And then his buddies hear the idea and say, “Great idea. Let’s send the suggestion to Ben and Jerry’s. They’re hip and liberal. I bet they’ll think it’s a great idea!”
I don’t know what planet they are from. But it’s not from anywhere around here.
Only a couple or 3 times, including me. I was surprised the mods let it stay up! LOL
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