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NYT's Sulzberger, Keller Receive International Honor
The Waziristan Times | 9/23/2008 | Haywood Jablome

Posted on 09/24/2008 10:22:39 AM PDT by johncocktoasten

WAZIRISTAN- NY Times editor Bill Keller, and CEO Arthur "Artie" "Little Pinch" Sulzberger have been honored with enshrinement in the International Criminal Gang of Bastards. "We are proud to enshrine our newest members into our organization." reported ICGOB President and Founder Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf. He added there were, "no drones in the Waziristan area, and Bin Laden is alive and well," in apparent delusional rant accompanying the announcement today.

"Our newest members earned this honor, by leaving no doubt they were leading a leftist propaganda movement. Propaganda is what we need to make the socialist, facist, marxist world revolution a reality."

The formal ceremony awarding the coveted "Hammer, Sickel, and Printing Press" plaque to Keller and Sulzberger will take place in Pyongyang, DPRK on January 20th. The award ceremony is designed to coincide with the expected "sign and trade" that the United States is expected to complete with the DPRK. In the deal, the U.S. is expected to elect, inaugurate, and trade President Barack Obama to DPRK in exchange for some used military jeeps and toy missiles. After the trade, the US will be left with Joe Biden and plenty of intellectual salary cap space in their political leadership.

Founded in 2003, the International Criminal Gang of Bastards is a benevolent organization, promoting the production and spread of propaganda supporting totalitarian, communist, socialist, and facist agendas around the world. ICGOB's founder is former Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saheed al-Sahaf.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: nyt; propaganda

1 posted on 09/24/2008 10:22:40 AM PDT by johncocktoasten
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To: johncocktoasten

Bagdad Bob?

Is that you?


2 posted on 09/24/2008 10:24:38 AM PDT by Westbrook (Having more children does not divide your love, it multiplies it.)
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To: johncocktoasten

Haywood Jablome....Now that’s just too funny.


3 posted on 09/24/2008 10:25:27 AM PDT by Ouderkirk (I will not vote for Obama not because he is black, but because he is RED)
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by Haywood Jablome

ok thats funny

4 posted on 09/24/2008 10:26:33 AM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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To: johncocktoasten

I call this “co credentialing”, where libs give each other accolades and awards of mutual approval. This allows them to put on another mantle of authority because, after all, they are “award winning”.

This is just a mutual smoke blowing exercise and just a meaningful.


5 posted on 09/24/2008 10:26:51 AM PDT by theBuckwheat
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To: johncocktoasten

Take a large corporation, run it in to the ground. Lose loads of money and get an international award.


6 posted on 09/24/2008 10:30:28 AM PDT by Joe Boucher (An enemy of Islam)
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For their untiring effort to undermine America and the American way of life, George Soros and Hussein Obama will be honored with a permanent enshrinement on Nov. 4, 2008.


7 posted on 09/24/2008 10:30:36 AM PDT by Stayfree (*************************************IF IT IS LEFT, IT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!)
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For their untiring effort to undermine America and the American way of life, George Soros and Hussein Obama will be honored with a permanent enshrinement on Nov. 4, 2008.


8 posted on 09/24/2008 10:31:18 AM PDT by Stayfree (*************************************IF IT IS LEFT, IT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!)
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NY Times editor Bill Keller, and CEO Arthur "Artie" "Little Pinch" Sulzberger need to be in prison under violation of The Espionage Act of 1917 for printing National SECRETS on the front page of their paper.
9 posted on 09/24/2008 10:32:24 AM PDT by Cheerio
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To: johncocktoasten

The only problem with this parady is that I could easily have read it in the Guardian.


10 posted on 09/24/2008 10:35:43 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: johncocktoasten

LOL! Welcome aboard!


11 posted on 09/24/2008 10:48:34 AM PDT by PGalt
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Coming next: an Oscar, an Emmy, and a Nobel Peace Prize.


12 posted on 09/24/2008 10:55:03 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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