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How to Make a Texas Teenage Boy a Conservative for Life
Me | Sept 24, 2008 | Self

Posted on 09/24/2008 7:01:02 AM PDT by Marie

My son is taking a Hunter's Safety course through his AG Mechanics class in his Middle School. He has another week to go, then we get to eat venison!

As part of the class they are required, by law, to show the kids two videos.

The first is a graphic, no-holds-barred, instructional video of processing a deer, from whole dead Bambi to gutted, skinned, chopped up Bambi. He's processed smaller animals his entire life, so that wasn't a problem. ("Those backstraps look gooood!")

The second video is supposed to give "The Other Side" an opportunity to give their argument. (Thank you Austin.)

For 10-15 minutes the kids were subjected to the shrill, wavering voice of an angry, emotional woman explaining to them that hunting was EVIL. She told them that the poor deer didn't do anything to them and called them monsters. She attacked their character and their basic morality. She told them that hunters were unfair because the deer didn't stand a chance. She told them that they were only one small step from murdering humans.

My son said that the boys couldn't stop laughing. He said that they could've watched it a dozen times for the entertainment value alone.

"It was highly effective! In the time it took to watch a this short video an entire room of teenagers were converted to lifetime Republicans! De-licious!"

Gotta love the left. In the words of Jim Quinn, "Liberalism always generates the exact opposite of it's stated intent."


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: banglist; hunting; peta
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1 posted on 09/24/2008 7:01:02 AM PDT by Marie
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To: Marie

any chance we can get that posted on youtube (before the election?)


2 posted on 09/24/2008 7:02:46 AM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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To: Marie

I would have suggested a strict regimen of Meghan Kelly, but this works too...


3 posted on 09/24/2008 7:03:40 AM PDT by BlueNgold (... Feed the tree!)
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“Liberalism always generates the exact opposite of it’s stated intent.”.........again and again and again.....kinda like insanity........


4 posted on 09/24/2008 7:04:22 AM PDT by Red Badger (I'm gonna use "Sarah!" from NOW ON since Hillary uses "Hillary!"......)
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To: Mr. K

I was just trying to figure out how I could see it myself! My son said it was hilarious! :-)

It’s probably already out there somewhere. I’ll sit down with him tonight and see if we can find it on the web.


5 posted on 09/24/2008 7:05:11 AM PDT by Marie (Charlie Gibson is a condescending tool.)
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To: Marie

Interesting that they are required by law to show the anti-gun side, but where abortions are concerned, they are not required to show the pro-life side beforehand. Hmmmmmm.


6 posted on 09/24/2008 7:05:20 AM PDT by Heartland Mom (I'm a Republican because EVERYONE can't be on welfare.)
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To: Marie

Your son also probably knows his way around Youtube. Please request on our behalf to post some of this video so we can share in the laughter.


7 posted on 09/24/2008 7:05:31 AM PDT by DogBarkTree (That sharp pain to the LibRat's groin is called the Palin Effect.)
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To: DogBarkTree

Remember Guns don’t kill people, husbands coming home EARLY do!


8 posted on 09/24/2008 7:15:12 AM PDT by 70th Division (If we lose the Republic we have lost it all.)
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To: Heartland Mom

Maybe Texas could pass an abortion add-on to whatever gun ed law this is. I’d love to see that.


9 posted on 09/24/2008 7:16:01 AM PDT by jwalburg (I live in the 57th state.)
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To: Marie

Speaking as the mother of a teenage boy, I can tell you that there is nothing more calculated to make a boy do the opposite of what you want than to present your request in the voice of an angry, emotional woman.

(And by the same token, if a woman will drop her voice an octave and speak slowly and with warmth and approval, she can also get him, or any heterosexual male, to do almost anything.)


10 posted on 09/24/2008 7:19:02 AM PDT by ottbmare
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To: Marie

You son is learning a good life lesson. It’s wonderful that Texas even offers hunter safety as a part of the curriculum .... unheard of here in NE, I suspect. [Would love to be proved otherwise]

This uphill battle that we face daily against the socialists is going to be something he will see throughout his lifetime.

Momma ... ya raised him Right! ;-D


11 posted on 09/24/2008 7:19:32 AM PDT by Daffynition (Follow the dots: Davis, Ayers, Dohrn, Malley, SorosÂ… use a RED crayon.)
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To: Daffynition

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o20YI3CAhk

Have your young boys grow up with little girls like this, and you will have no problems with liberals at all...


12 posted on 09/24/2008 7:29:05 AM PDT by Wildbill22
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To: Marie
She told them that hunters were unfair because the deer didn't stand a chance.

Obviously she's never had a deer "huff" at her and challenge her in her own yard.

13 posted on 09/24/2008 7:34:27 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (In VP's, McCain picked the future, Obama chose the past.)
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To: Marie

Where’s that famous picture of the nitwit, only screaming, “Just leave Bambi alone!”


14 posted on 09/24/2008 7:39:12 AM PDT by Redleg Duke ("Sarah Palin...Unleashing the Fury of the Castrated Left!")
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To: Wildbill22

Whoa! 53 sec field strip and re-assemble of an AR15 by 11 year old girl! Pretty darn neat.


15 posted on 09/24/2008 7:40:43 AM PDT by Snurple (VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
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To: 70th Division
Remember Guns don’t kill people, husbands coming home EARLY do!

Early in my 26 year Navy career I asked an old Chief if he ever worried about his wife playing around while he was at sea. He told me that his solution to the problem was to go straight home when the ship pulled in, knock on the front door and then run to the back door and swing. He told me he hasn't missed yet.

If he suspected that his missus was toying around with a Marine, he'd leave all of his shoes by the door when the cruise started. The Marine would be so busy polishing the shoes that he wouldn't have time for anything else.

17 posted on 09/24/2008 7:43:43 AM PDT by Retired COB (Still mad about Campaign Finance Reform)
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To: ottbmare
And by the same token, if a woman will drop her voice an octave and speak slowly and with warmth and approval, she can also get him, or any heterosexual male, to do almost anything.

Why do all conservative women seem to have this figured out? My daughters and wife can play me like a violin. This is the first time I've figured out why.

18 posted on 09/24/2008 7:43:55 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Are there any men left in Washington? Or, are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
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To: 70th Division

Amen, I’m not sure I could fit through the roll out window of a mobile home anymore. She did have the decency to hand me my pants before he started shooting but she didn’t distract him long enough for me to put them on. They called me running bear back then and it wasn’t an Indian name.


19 posted on 09/24/2008 7:44:45 AM PDT by kublia khan (Absolute war brings total victory)
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To: Wildbill22

Yeah, we saw that one last week. My son’s in love! He says, “She’s freakin’ adorable!” :-)


20 posted on 09/24/2008 7:45:16 AM PDT by Marie (Charlie Gibson is a condescending tool.)
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