[Iron Munro]

“What Happens When We Die?”

Your kids and grandkids get to pay off your share of the bailout.

[Red Badger]

“What Happens When We Die?”

You get either very cold or very hot, depending.......

[P-Marlowe]

The judgment.

[N. Theknow]

What Happens When We Die?

You become a Democrat and continue voting.

[Puddleglum]

We sleep a lot more soundly.

[goldstategop]

I happen to believe there's an afterlife. If this life is all there is, then by definition God should not exist. But I don't believe we're just a bunch of random molecules thrown together to exist for a brief period of time. God does not play dice with the universe and He is very much involved in the affairs of the world and is concerned with what happens to us.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[Portcall24]

And your voter registration card automatically changes from GOP to Democrat.

[nmh]

Excerpt:

What was your first interview like with someone who had reported an out-of-body experience?

Eye-opening and very humbling. Because what you see is that, first of all, they are completely genuine people who are not looking for any kind of fame or attention. In many cases they haven’t even told anybody else about it because they’re afraid of what people will think of them. I have about 500 or so cases of people that I’ve interviewed since I first started out more than 10 years ago. It’s the consistency of the experiences, the reality of what they were describing. I managed to speak to doctors and nurses who had been present who said these patients had told them exactly what had happened, and they couldn’t explain it. I actually documented a few of those in my book What Happens When We Die because I wanted people to get both angles - not just the patients’ side but also the doctors’ side - and see how it feels for the doctors to have a patient come back and tell them what was going on. There was a cardiologist that I spoke with who said he hasn’t told anyone else about it because he has no explanation for how this patient could have been able to describe in detail what he had said and done. He was so freaked out by it that he just decided not to think about it anymore.

Ah, a teaser ... .

[evets]

IBT...unnngh

[spodefly]

When I die, you will all cease to exist!

[Skooz]

“What Happens When We Die?”

People fight over our crap and our Social Security record goes into T1 pay status.

[scory]

One thing is absolutely certain in regards to this question: every one of us, without exception, is going to receive the answer to it.

[theDentist]

I believe at that point where blood flow has stopped and consciousness wanes, when the brain's death is imminent, we recede into our true self.... into our very soul... a minute singularity... a cell of God. And as we are drawn back into that singularity, our preconceptions, prejudicies, the bodily-held conditions and limitations of our very beings are left behind. We are at our most basic raw selves.... and we can think and understand with then a limitless clarity... and it is God's washing our souls to rejoin Him again, or to start afresh. In this state of being, we can still be aware of our surroundings and events. All matter is seen in it's purest... exuding energy...

... and then, on evenings when they are irritated at life's little things and settle down to sleep, we can prank our family members by loosening a corner of their fitted sheets.

[McKayopectate]

I have a friend who was dead on the table for five minutes. I asked him (as many have) what he remembered and said “absolutely nothing.”

However, he is a democrat and an athiest. Hm.

[Mad Dawgg]

"What Happens When We Die?"

Well it depends, if you live near Chicago or Philly you vote Democrat for the rest of eternity.

No matter where you live the government takes a goodly chunk of your estate because they kwno you can't stop it.

Also if you are male then someone else gets all your toys.

[Ozone34]

Substantial Change!

[Moonman62]

So the only way to tell is to have pictures only visible from the ceiling and nowhere else, because they claim they can see everything from the ceiling

I believe this experiment has been done several times already with negative results.

[meadsjn]

After you die? You vote Democrat for the rest of eternity.

Just don't do it!

[Blue Highway]

I guess they might use a picture like this to truly know if they saw the picture. It will also help in bringing them back into consciousness by scaring them beyond belief.

[onedoug]

“If I knew God I’d be Him.”