Or this one?
Posted on 09/23/2008 8:26:22 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
We must stop the bailout!
Get’m Rush! Rat meat is perfect for slicing and dicing today.
Joe can't possibly be that stupid, can he? I think he's channeling Sonny Liston.
I agree- she’s bright- but sometimes I’ve despaired of her sticking to principles.
Today though- NC should be very proud of her. She was terrific.
You let the cat out of the bag! Now all the back-benchers will be scrambling to write their own books!
I think the closer we get to Nov. the more ‘outages’ we will have (not that I’m a tinfoiler...just a realist).
Your birthday? My condolences.
[THEY'RE GETTING DESPERATE]
This email, supposedly from Jane Brody of the NEW YORK TIMES deserves our reply:
Subject: Fwd: Dealing with fury and dread and Palin
Something we can do:
A letter from Jane Brody, NY Times:
________________________________
Dear Friends:
Below is a missive of great import to the future of our country. I do hope you'll read it thru to the end and follow thru.
Ourselves, our children and our grandchildren will pay the price if this election should turn out wrong.
Thanks,
Jane Brody Engquist
On behalf of my brilliant colleagues Lyra Kilston and Quinn Latimer, editors at the esteemed art magazine Modern Painters, I pass on the following--
Friends, compatriots, fellow-lamenters,
We are writing to you because of the fury and dread we have felt since the announcement of Sarah Palin as the Vice-Presidential candidate for the Republican Party.
We believe that this terrible decision has surpassed mere partisanship, and that it is a dangerous farce on the part of a pandering and rudderless Presidential candidate that has a real possibility of becoming fact.
Perhaps like us, as American women, you share the fear of what Ms.Palin and her professed beliefs and proven record could lead to for ourselves and for our present or future daughters.
To date, she is [LIE ALERT!!] against sex education, birth control, the pro-choice platform, environmental protection, alternative energy development, freedom of speech (as mayor she wanted to ban books and attempted to fire the librarian who stood against her), gun control, the separation of church and state, and polar bears.
To say nothing of her complete lack of real preparation to become the second-most-powerful person on the planet.
We want to clarify that we are not against Sarah Palin as a woman, a mother, or, for that matter, a parent of a pregnant teenager, [YEH, RIGHT...] but solely as a rash, incompetent, and all together devastating choice for Vice President.
Ms. Palin's political views are in every way a slap in the face to the accomplishments that our mothers and grandmothers and great-grandmothers so fiercely fought for, and that we've so demonstrably benefited from.
First and foremost, Ms. Palin does not represent us. She does not demonstrate or uphold our interests as American women. It is presumed that the inclusion of a woman on the Republican ticket could win over women voters.
We want to disagree, publicly.
Therefore, we invite you to reply here ...womensaynopalin@gmail.com with a short, succinct message about why you, as a woman living in this country, do not support this candidate as second-in-command for our nation.
Please include your name (last initial is fine), age, and place of residence.
We will post your responses on a blog called "Women Against Sarah Palin," which we intend to publicize as widely as possible.
Please send us your reply at your earliest convenience. The greater the volume of responses we receive, the stronger our message will be.
Thank you for your time and action.
VIVA!
Sincerely,
Quinn Latimer and Lyra Kilston
New York, NY
womensaynopalin@gmail.com
**PLEASE FORWARD WIDELY! If you send this to 20 women in the next hour, you could be blessed with a country that takes your concerns seriously. Stranger things have happened.
Thanks for the reminder! I’ll have to order Mark’s book.\
Unfortunately, it won’t be released until after Christmas.
No, thank me.
I’m welcome! ;-)
I can’t even imagine what’s going on behind the scenes with these fools- but I really don’t think Hillary would take VP now.
She’s not stupid.
Actually, after Biden voiced criticism over the email ad, looks like BO is stuck with him a little longer. If Obama Boots Biden now, it will look Bad.
Can anyone supposedly so smart make such huge mistakes?
...only her supporters are...
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