Posted on 09/23/2008 8:26:22 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I guess “real elections” are the ones where dems win, by hook or by crook.
Obama needs to start putting a gag on Biden.
Are you going to get a new cat? My Maine Coon is named ‘Garfield’. The Blue Himalayan is named ‘Buddy’. The Dogs are named ‘Aedd’ (Irish: fire, a king of Ireland), Hershey (the chocolate Lab) and ‘Snoopy’ (the collie)
LOL! At least he’s good for a daily gaff laugh!
Now we know why the Great One calls him the “Dumbest Man in the US Senate”!
good lord Naomi sure is a wack-job....
Palin-Rovian state??
WTF???? What she is drinking?
Man, she sounds like she is delusional—can you say PARANOID????
Naomi must be a Truther too...
You don’t like animals much, do you? =)
And what about the canadian journalist who said all of us McCain-Palin supporters are white trash??
Greta VanSusteran called her a pig and she got all mad.
Hahahaha!
This is true liberal derangement going on!!!
I am amazed she is a mom. She’s certifiable.
She is not a whack job, people who are whack jobs got insulted by comparing whack jobs to Naomi.
Roberta Achtenberg of Clinton's HUD launched investigations of citizens of Berkeley, Calif. who had opposed HUD proposals with letter-writing, pamphleteering or other forms of peaceful protest.
Achtenberg ordered the protesters to turn over diaries, phone messages and other personal papers.
Berkeley? Street rabble? No. Homeowners who opposed a HUD proposal of housing for the poor smack-dab in the middle of their neighborhood.
She threatened to fine the protesters $50,000 but relented citing their First Amendment right to free speech.
Who told Achtenberg about our pesky Constitution?
If memory serves a federal judge did -- and the judge cleared the way for Ms Achtenberg herself, personally, to be held accountable and open to legal action. Again if memory serves Ms Achtenberg hightailed it back to San Francisco leaving her "brilliant" federal career behind.
No Achtenberg Wall between citizens and the Constitution, thank you!
It could well be. I mean, its hard to understand how someone can get to a position like Biden has, and hold it for over three decades, and then say so many blatantly stupid things so frequently as Biden says. It could well all be orchestrated to make the way open to kick Biden off the ticket, and then put Clinton on, if she goes for that. She made clear that she wasnt interested in being his Veep. Theres so much stunting going on in the Democrat sewers, theres just no knowing. It sure cant be discounted. And the fact of just how awesome Palin is and their total failure to try and create a scandal out of thin air to destroy her just makes it even scarier to them I believe.
She wasn't drinking... she was SOBER!! If she was DRUNK she'd sound SANE!! LOL
My wife’s grandparents can’t stand Obama and they’re lifetime hard core Democrats, but they’re also Christians, and his extreme liberalism was too much for them to handle. They’re two of the last people I’d ever expect to not vote Democrat. And Obama can’t win without people like them, lifetime hard core Democrats, who voted against Reagan both times. And the two of them I believe could well be the rule, not the exception.
I keep thinking of the SNL Skit with Perot and Stockdale when Perot was trying to get rid of Stockdale by leaving him on the side of the road. I can see it now, “Remember when you said that thing about Roosevelt going on television in 1929? Now that was world class.”
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