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Ohio killer: Weight gain isn't to avoid execution
AP via Yahoo ^ | 09/17/08 | THOMAS J. SHEERAN

Posted on 09/17/2008 5:04:51 AM PDT by Abathar

YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio - A double murderer scheduled to be executed next month in Ohio said Tuesday he has not deliberately gained weight to rule out his death by lethal injection.

Instead, Richard Cooey said in a death row interview that his execution cannot be carried out humanely under current state procedures because his veins are hard to reach.

"Vein access was an issue even when I was back in the service," Cooey, 41, said in an hour-long interview with the Associated Press at the Ohio State Penitentiary.

Cooey, 5-foot, 7 inches tall and 267 pounds, said he has gained perhaps 70 pounds while being locked up for raping and killing two University of Akron students 22 years ago while he was on leave from the U.S. Army. He blamed the weight gain on medication and lack of exercise.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Ohio
KEYWORDS: deathpenalty; execution; fatso
I don't understand why they can't get an anesthesiologist to come in and just chloroform his fat butt unconscious then poke and prod for his jugular or aorta.

His idea of using a .45 isn't that bad either, just a little messy. Perhaps they should get the #2 guy on death row to come in and clean up from the guy before him....

1 posted on 09/17/2008 5:04:53 AM PDT by Abathar
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To: Abathar

Or just stop overfeeding him for a couple weeks. Problem solved.


2 posted on 09/17/2008 5:05:58 AM PDT by BobbyT
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To: Abathar
...his veins are hard to reach.

If you can't accept the consequences, don't do the crime, my friend. Now he just looks like a major pu**y.

3 posted on 09/17/2008 5:08:24 AM PDT by library user
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To: Abathar

His weight could be an advantage in hanging him...he wouldn’t have to drop as far to break his neck.


4 posted on 09/17/2008 5:10:20 AM PDT by The Great RJ ("Mir we bleiwen wat mir sin" or "We want to remain what we are." ..Luxembourg motto)
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To: BobbyT

Because he’s a double murderer and twice the size of most men shouldn’t he be put to death twice?


5 posted on 09/17/2008 5:13:56 AM PDT by Nick Thimmesch
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To: The Great RJ

At his weight even 6 inches might be enough to pop his head off.

Messy, but works for me...


6 posted on 09/17/2008 5:14:54 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: BobbyT

Couple of weeks? At his size maybe a couple of years.

His fat ass has been on death row for 22 years, enough already, let justice be served for the two young girls he raped and murdered.


7 posted on 09/17/2008 5:18:15 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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Guess what lardass, I guarantee you, putting those little needles into your arms and leg will hurt a hell of a lot less then the pain those two girls endured when you raped and murdered them.


8 posted on 09/17/2008 5:24:21 AM PDT by Brytani ("Proud Member of the Lipstick Rebellion - McCain/Palin 2008)
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They should remove his feeding tube so he can experience a euphoric death.


9 posted on 09/17/2008 5:26:50 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Abathar
his veins are hard to reach.

It's a problem for my 77 year old Korean War Vet step father too but he just sits and allows the nurses to jab away until they find it. He's not over weight either.

10 posted on 09/17/2008 5:33:35 AM PDT by Graybeard58 (Palin/McCain '08.)
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Naw, just a shot of Curare, to stop him from jumping around, but still keep his mind aware of what is going on, and then a syringe full of battery acid. Dirt bag P.O.S.
11 posted on 09/17/2008 5:34:42 AM PDT by Denny0205 (Life is tough; it's even tougher if you are stupid.)
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Put him on a strict Twinkie diet!


12 posted on 09/17/2008 6:01:13 AM PDT by longhorn too
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Not so fat here


13 posted on 09/17/2008 6:05:18 AM PDT by BBell
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Twinkie diet! 5'7", 267, that's a fairly common physique out in Ohio, perennial runner-up to Michigan in the American Obesity Sweepstakes.

In fact, out in Youngstown, this wouldn't be an unusual set of stats over in the Junior High. So,lay on the Twinkies, and proceed with the deed, just use a longer needle.

Fat is something any competent health care professional can deal with quite easily.

14 posted on 09/17/2008 6:20:43 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (Drill. Double Refining Capacity. Make METHANOL from Coal, NG, Nuclear ..let's roll.)
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Instead of lethal injection, "If it would make people happy, shoot me in the head with a .45," Cooey said. "Do it legally."
Sounds good to me. I'll be there in a few hours.
15 posted on 09/17/2008 7:20:16 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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There’s a very large vein right next to his heart that’s really easy to find even in fat killers. There’s also a very large venous cavity in the skull that would just require about 30 seconds with a dentist’s drill to reach.


16 posted on 09/17/2008 7:53:27 AM PDT by VanShuyten ("Ah! but it was something to have at least a choice of nightmares.")
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To: Condor51

Hey, wait you turn in line!...


17 posted on 09/17/2008 8:49:52 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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