[nobama08]

Chrissie lie? No way! I am shocked! There must be some mistake.

[Congressman Billybob]

Ah, but he is "fudging" not lying. And he's doing it in a good cause. After all, Palin is now the biggest threat to Obama.

Obama is the anointed one. Therefore, anyone who stands in his way has it coming. So this all makes sense. Glad I could be of help.

Congressman Billybob

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