Posted on 09/10/2008 8:15:09 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Rush will probably have one before the end of the show!
And Obama can put a few words together, if they include hmmm..Uhhh...and Aaaa!!
Wow. These people are utterly and completely morally bankrupt. Pure filth.
No they aren't, they are lower then morally bankrupt people.
“Is the Media actually running for President now? Does America want Olberman?”
It is obvious the MSM picked Obama as their “special one” and now know they have made a big, big, dumb mistake! Sure they thought about throwing Biden under the bus and begging Hillary to take his spot as VP, but they now know that a move like that won’t save them either!
We are watching the Democrate Party self distruct. Hope they keep up with Obama and Biden out on the campaign trail with just the mike in their hands! They continue to send more and more voters to McCain/Palin! :)
Sadly, I am not a natural red...I started going prematurely gray in HS (ahem, you know, like...5 years ago...) and blonde (on me) was a disaster...so a wise stylist told me to go auburn...and I have been 'red' ever since. I think my kids think I am really a redhead (even though they have seen me barricaded in the bathroom...coloring--no crayons involved!).
As Sean says ‘We are watching the end of the old media!’ So true.
Yes, I recall the “King & King” book controversy and how parents of second graders were up in arms about it being read in their child's classroom. All the DEMS thought it to be OK, even Hillary....but she did say it might be too much for second graders. All DEMS are SICK!!!!!
And not well spoken at all (in addition to not being funny, witty, or pithy). What an idiot.
Re: post 168...
LOL Funny!!!
Rush just played one. A parody of 0bama singing “North to Alaska”. I just love his parodies!!! Keep ‘em coming!
Sorry that Clubber of DUmmies is late! Have been busy clubbing some TRUTHERS on another website. Nothing like the smell of napalm in the morning!!!! BAM!
that caller just PROVED that the left has been calling her these names for some time...........smelly fish, pig.......the term just rolled of his tongue about Sarah......and to say she can’t string two sentences together? she had to speak of the cuff during her big speech when her telepromter went bad.....and she was great, no gaffes......it is Obama who can’t keep his mouth working......uh, er, um...
CLeared my cookies and now it's ok.
Um well um er um ah, see, well, um I....
That is the great orator at work.
let’s not forget the “it’s above my paygrade” gaffe......LOL
September 9, 2008 (From Moonbattery blog)
"Reverend Wright Sex Scandal
It's a relief to know that Barack Obama's pastor and mentor for 20 years, the venom-spitting racist demagogue Jeremiah Wright, doesn't hate everything to do with white people. White neighborhoods are okay, and now we hear from the New York Post that he likes white women too:
Elizabeth Payne, 37, said she had a steamy sexual affair with the controversial, racially divisive man of the cloth while she was an executive assistant at a church headed by a popular Wright protégé.
When word of the unholy alliance got out, Payne's husband dumped her, and she was canned from the plum job at Friendship-West Baptist Church, she told The Post.
The Rev is an old pro at home-wrecking:
Wright has been married to his second wife, Ramah, for more than 20 years.
The preacher reportedly wooed Ramah away from her first husband in the 1980s, when the couple came to marriage counseling at Wright's Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago.
Wright reportedly promised Elizabeth that he would dump Ramah, but it was Elizabeth who was promptly kicked to the curb by her husband Fred when he learned of the affair, just as Wright himself was thrown under the bus by another protégé, even after the Obamessiah had proclaimed, 'I can no more disown him than I can disown the black community. I can no more disown him than I can my white grandmother.'
No wonder leftists trust only in the Government. Their personal relationships aren't very durable."
The difference between Obama and an empty suit?
so the good Rev Wright is traveling around the country ridin’ dirty? watch out New Jersey!
But he went to Harvard - he must be a genius. Ugh. He’s a MORON whose had a charmed life.
GET HIM RUSH!!!!
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