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Us Weekly now offering “five FREE issues” to outraged readers. Don't fall for this!!
http://michellemalkin.com/2008/09/09/us-weekly-now-offering-five-free-issues-to-outraged-readers/ ^ | Malkin

Posted on 09/09/2008 3:27:18 PM PDT by smartyaz

Thank you for contacting US Weekly.

We are sorry you are upset over the Governor Palin cover. We do not want to lose you as a subscriber over one article in one issue. In an effort to keep you as a subscriber, we will add five FREE issues to your subscription. Please let us know if you would like us to extend your current subscription rather than canceling our publication.

Thank you, US Weekly Cari

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: dinosaurmedia; liberalmedia; palin; palinbashing; propagandawingofdnc; tabloid; takingitonthechin; usweekly; yellowjournalism
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1 posted on 09/09/2008 3:27:19 PM PDT by smartyaz
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To: smartyaz

Sorry, but I just loaded up om Charmin this morning at the supermarket.


2 posted on 09/09/2008 3:30:10 PM PDT by JohnLongIsland (jackmartins08.com NY 4th Congressional)
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To: smartyaz

Do they have an “I’d like to cancel my subscription even though I don’t have a subscription because your magazine sucks” application?


3 posted on 09/09/2008 3:30:34 PM PDT by pipecorp
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To: smartyaz
Dear US Weekly...SHOVE IT!!!
4 posted on 09/09/2008 3:30:38 PM PDT by GoldenPup
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To: smartyaz

I have one free finger to offer Us Weekly.


5 posted on 09/09/2008 3:30:38 PM PDT by VanDeKoik (Sarah Palin in 2008, 2012, and 2016!)
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To: smartyaz
I think ppl who are outraged by their behavior are too smart to fall for this and will probably be insulted by the offer.

Especially the ‘one article’ part of it.

6 posted on 09/09/2008 3:31:20 PM PDT by KarenMarie
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To: smartyaz

But...but...but the liberal MSM is reporting that the number of cancelled subscriptions is greatly exaggerated.


7 posted on 09/09/2008 3:32:46 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (McCain/Palin '08! Real change you won't have to "believe in." You'll be able to see it!!!)
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To: smartyaz
function (Media_Dies){
while $media{
     call Screw => pooch;
     call Eat => popcorn;
     call Drink => beer;
     }
}

8 posted on 09/09/2008 3:33:32 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Bless us all, each, and every one.)
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To: smartyaz

They are doing this to maintain subscription numbers, which determines what ad rates they can command.

They must have taken a significant hit to elicit this sort of response.


9 posted on 09/09/2008 3:35:29 PM PDT by xDGx
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To: smartyaz
The thing to remember is that, while they're apologizing for stepping on their crank THIS time, your subscription funds the people who hate you. They may have to lay low for a while, but in the end, they despise everything you stand for, and are using YOUR money to destroy it.

Somehow, five free issues of a cheesy celeb magazine don't seem worth it ...

10 posted on 09/09/2008 3:38:10 PM PDT by IronJack (=)
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Never read US. But I have bought Rolling Stone. That will never happen again.


11 posted on 09/09/2008 3:40:09 PM PDT by GVnana ("The American presidency is not supposed to be a journey of personal discovery.")
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To: JRandomFreeper

“function (Media_Dies){
while $media{
call Screw => pooch;
call Eat => popcorn;
call Drink => beer;
}
}”

BEGIN
MSM => Reality_

# SEGMENTATION FAULT


12 posted on 09/09/2008 3:42:12 PM PDT by pvoce ('Good' sense and 'Common' sense are two entirely different concepts.)
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To: xDGx

My daughter is receiving a free subscription to Rolling Stone and she doesn’t care for it.

I’m going to cancel it. Well, after asking her. I’m sure she won’t mind. If they ask, I’ll tell them why.


13 posted on 09/09/2008 3:55:09 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: smartyaz

Go to your bookstore or grocery store. Accidently shake out all of the subscription litter cards and drop them in the mail for processing. Send a message.


14 posted on 09/09/2008 3:58:39 PM PDT by samadams2000 (Someone important make......The Call!)
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Peeing on your shoes and they tell you that’s just a rain shower.


15 posted on 09/09/2008 4:03:48 PM PDT by weegee (Better to support a pitbull in lipstick than to be in a party that is putting lipstick on a pig.)
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To: xDGx

but but but I thought they said that only 1,000 had been outraged, not the 10,000 that was reported.


16 posted on 09/09/2008 4:05:05 PM PDT by weegee (Better to support a pitbull in lipstick than to be in a party that is putting lipstick on a pig.)
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To: CaliGirl-R

If you ever go to Best Buy, they will give you free trial subscriptions to a bunch of different magazines. All to keep you on Big Media’s plantation rather than thinking for yourself.


17 posted on 09/09/2008 4:07:08 PM PDT by weegee (Better to support a pitbull in lipstick than to be in a party that is putting lipstick on a pig.)
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To: samadams2000

“”Go to your bookstore or grocery store. Accidently shake out all of the subscription litter cards and drop them in the mail for processing. Send a message.””

A message like Referral: Too junky for the bird cage floor.


18 posted on 09/09/2008 4:22:37 PM PDT by Gemsbok (Drill here, Drill now, & Pay Less!)
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To: smartyaz
Of all the messages I sent last week because of some kind FReeper's list, the following reply from State Farm is the most sincere and meaningful to me:

"Thank you very much for your e-mail expressing your opinion about US Weekly magazine.

"State Farm does not advertise in support of either the Democratic or Republican parties, nor do we condone content that can be considered one-sided. We have strict requirements as to where we place our advertising and closely monitor all of our media placements for any content issues. Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We will look into the situation with US Weekly and determine the appropriate next steps.

"We value your thoughts on this issue and hope that you will continue your association with State Farm.

"Sincerely,

"Jairon L. Wills

"State Farm Executive Customer Service Supervisor"

Regards . . . Penny

19 posted on 09/09/2008 4:30:49 PM PDT by Penny
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"Whassamatter, didnt enjoy that heaping plate of hot, steaming horsecrap I just spoon fed you with a couple of professional wrestlers holding you down?

Well then, here, have FIVE MORE PLATES."

20 posted on 09/09/2008 5:19:43 PM PDT by AmericanInTokyo (Pray for our TROOPS. And for families of 1000's slain by illegal aliens on US soil. Amen.)
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