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Young Obama Wanted to Join Army, Hunt Moose
Scrappleface.com ^ | 2008-09-07 | Scott Ott

Posted on 09/09/2008 12:54:43 PM PDT by skyman

(2008-09-07) — Sen. Barack Obama told ABC’s George Stephanopolous on Sunday that he considered joining the military when he left high school in 1979, but declined when he learned that the Vietnam War had ended some four years earlier, and that the first Persian Gulf War wouldn’t start for another 11 years.

Sen. Obama’s opponent, Sen. John McCain was shot down, captured, and repeatedly tortured in Vietnam during more than five years as a prisoner of war, much of that in solitary confinement.

The Democrat presidential nominee, in a surprising revelation not mentioned in either of his two memoirs, said, “I actually always thought of the military as an ennobling and, you know, honorable option, but since we weren’t at war, I thought, why bother getting ennobled if you can’t run through a hail of hot lead, or charge up a hill with a bayonet between your clenched teeth and plant Old Glory on the summit?”

The Illinois Democrat said he realized even in high school that peace-time military service “wouldn’t make a big difference on the resume” so he decided to become a community organizer in poor neighborhoods of Chicago, which at the time, was the closest he could get to Vietnam.

Sen. Obama told Mr. Stephanopolous that he had also considered being an Alaskan commercial fisherman and moose hunter, like Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, because “I liked the idea of being a bold adventurer on the American frontier, killing my own food and surviving the harsh elements.”

Instead, young Mr. Obama decided to pursue a law degree, because it was “as close as I could get to having bloody entrails on my hands.”


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
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This is great satire folks but the way things are going we could see Obama saying this soon.
1 posted on 09/09/2008 12:55:07 PM PDT by skyman
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2 posted on 09/09/2008 12:56:52 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (Obama is the Democrats guy. They bought the ticket, now they must take the ride.)
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Let’s see.....he and Hitlery were going to enlist under the “buddy system”, right? Uh huh.


3 posted on 09/09/2008 12:57:00 PM PDT by Howie66 (To the RAT Party: How can I question your patriotism? You have none, so what's your point?)
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the closest he got was his sister being bitten.


4 posted on 09/09/2008 12:57:59 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (Conservatives are to McCain what Charlie Brown is to Lucy.)
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Obama also told Mr Stephanopolous that Mr McCain was respectful of Obama's Muslim religion, until Mr Stephanopolous corrected Mr Obama.

Scrappleface missed the boat on this one.

5 posted on 09/09/2008 12:58:35 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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Are you sure that doesn’t mean “hunt Army, join moose”?


6 posted on 09/09/2008 12:58:59 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat
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LOL!!
7 posted on 09/09/2008 12:59:04 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Sarah Palin is NOT worried about anything being above her pay grade!)
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Yeah, I’m not sure if it’s any stranger than O’s sudden revelations that he considered military service and that he would consider holding off on the tax cuts if it looked like they’d hurt the economy. Or his big flop flop on the surge, which is going to make for a great campaign commercial showing his opposing statements on it.


8 posted on 09/09/2008 12:59:13 PM PDT by squidly
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Just the headline alone has me ROTFL!!!


9 posted on 09/09/2008 12:59:24 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (McCain/Palin '08! Real change you won't have to "believe in." You'll be able to see it!!!)
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***Sen. Barack Obama told ABC’s George Stephanopolous on Sunday that he considered joining the military when he left high school in 1979, but declined when he learned that the Vietnam War had ended some four years earlier, and that the first Persian Gulf War wouldn’t start for another 11 years.***

Hillary already bin there - dun that - and dropped that lie like the Bosnia fire storm. Wish Obamarama would try your suggestion LOL! Did he even register for the draft - which is mandatory?


10 posted on 09/09/2008 12:59:55 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Satire - a heartbeat away from the truth!!!!)
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LOL. Humor and satire are the best weapons against those with a Messiah complex and sociopaths.


11 posted on 09/09/2008 1:00:33 PM PDT by kabar (.)
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Cun aw buy uh hunt’n luceense here?


12 posted on 09/09/2008 1:00:39 PM PDT by Red Steel
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Wait till somebody suggests that he do pix catching footballs and shooting baskets.

Lib heads would be exploding like the end of "Mars Attacks!"

13 posted on 09/09/2008 1:01:55 PM PDT by thulldud (All your rumor are mong to us.)
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in 1979, but declined when he [b]learned[/b] that the Vietnam War had ended some four years earlier, and that the first Persian Gulf War wouldn’t start for another 11 years. In 1979 he had just realized the Vietname War was over? And how the heck did he know the Gulf war wasn't going to start for another 11 years? Barack Obama, our first clairvoyant president!
14 posted on 09/09/2008 1:02:55 PM PDT by Brookhaven
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... but declined when he learned that the Vietnam War had ended some four years earlier, and that the first Persian Gulf War wouldn’t start for another 11 years.

So obamma knew when the Persian Gulf war would start? Was he against it then?

15 posted on 09/09/2008 1:04:21 PM PDT by CPOSharky (Blaming CO2 for global warming is like blaming your thermometer for your kid's fever.)
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“become a community organizer in poor neighborhoods of Chicago, which at the time, was the closest he could get to Vietnam. “

Very good!

“decided to pursue a law degree, because it was “as close as I could get to having bloody entrails on my hands.””

Also a classic!


16 posted on 09/09/2008 1:04:27 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Help fight the left's anointed candidate, contribute and work for McCain/Palin..)
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Gotta be a joke.


17 posted on 09/09/2008 1:05:42 PM PDT by Dagny&Hank
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Interestingly, Obama also said that he registered with Selective Service (draft) about the time he got out of high school in 1979, in compliance with the law. As it turns out, there was no requirement for draft registration from 1973 through 1980. So Obama was caught lying again.

But then again, it's far from the first time that a leftist resorted to revising history that doesn't conveniently fit the intended message.

18 posted on 09/09/2008 1:07:16 PM PDT by justiceseeker93
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Barack Obama has said he considered joining the United States military when he left school but decided not to because the Vietnam war was over and "we weren't engaged in an active military conflict at that point".

Are they sure he said the "United States" military?? Because his pals Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn, on behalf of the North Vietnamese and Viet Cong enemy, were raging war against the U.S. during that time. Recall they were "inside the belly of the beast".

From David Horowitz's FrontPageMag.com/DiscoverTheNetworks.org:
"FBI files from 1976, recently made public under the Freedom of Information Act, confirm the connections between Weatherman, Havana, and Moscow. Weatherman leaders like Mark Rudd traveled illegally to Havana in 1968 to engage in terrorist training. There, camps set up by Soviet KGB Colonel Vadim Kotchergine were educating Westerners both in Marxist philosophy and urban warfare."
http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/groupProfile.asp?grpid=6808

"Their founding document [the Weather Underground's] called for the establishment of a "white fighting force" to be allied with the "Black Liberation Movement" and other "anti-colonial" movements[1] to achieve "the destruction of US imperialism and the achievement of a classless world: world communism."..."-Berger, Dan (2006). Outlaws of America: The Weather Underground and the Politics of Solidarity. AK Press, 95.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weatherman_Underground#cite_ref-Berger_0-0

Weather Underground Organization linked to North Vietnamese and Cuban governments, KGB(my title)
[420 pages in all on pdf]

Source: FBI, via Freedom of Information Act

In 1976, the FBI's Chicago Field Office prepared a summary which described the activities of the Weather Underground Organization, also known as Weathermen. This organization described itself as a revolutionary organization of communist men and women. The FBI's analysis of its motivations, beliefs, and international travels are outlined in this summary.

[some excerpts from the 1976 report linking the organization to foreign governments...]

From the moment in October, 1967, when Radio Hanoi announced the formation of the South Vietnamese Peoples Committee for Solidarity with American People (by the National Liberation Front (NLF), the political arm of the Viet Cong) with the objective of establishing relations with "progressive organizations and individuals in the United States," a political front was enjoined in behalf of the national interests of the Democratic Republic of North Vietnam (DRV) (and the NLF), the purpose of which was to intensify the anti-war sentiment in the United States.

From the initial meeting between the Vietnamese and leading anti-war activists held in Bratislava, Czechoslovakia, in November, 1967, to the July, 1969, meeting with leading Weatherpeople held in Havana, Cuba, the influence of Vietnamese representatives on the Students for a Democratic Society (SDS) leadership became sharply pronounced. At the same time, the example of the Cuban revolution became the guide for the emerging American student revolutionary. With an increasing number of trips to Havana where the youthful revolutionary could learn at first hand how to create revolution, the influence of Cuba on the developing WUO [Weather Underground Organization] was enormous.

The WUO obtained their revolutionary methodology from the Cubans and Vietnamese and, importantly, put into practice what they had learned from them. The Weathermen, of course, did not just happen to come about during the June, 1969, SDS National Convention. They fully admit their radical heritage began during experiences gained in SDS and as shown herein their international contacts with representatives of the DRV and NLF which began in 1967 increased their anti-imperialist consciousness so that by 1969 they had solidified their revolutionary commitment to include the maximum optimum of armed struggle. So, when Huynh Van Ba, representative of the Provisional Revolutionary Government of Vietnam (PRG), instructed the WUO to "look for the person who fights hardest against the cops...Don't look for the one who says the best thing. Look for the one who fights," the campus base was forgotten and the WUO began to recruit the greasers and assorted oddments who had displayed their hatred of authority in direct combat with police.
http://foia.fbi.gov/foiaindex/weather.htm

From HumanEvents.com, April 29, 2008:
"By all accounts, he [Obama friend and associate, Bill Ayers] was a ferocious, violent, revolutionary Marxist in his halcyon days as a Weatherman leader. He and his Weatherman bombers were enamored of Ho Chi Minh, Che Guevara, Fidel Castro, Mao Tse-tung -- indeed, all the murderous heroes on the Left. Referring to the Weatherman members in August 1969, he said (according to the FBI): 'We’re revolutionary Communists.'

He got off on the group’s multiple explosions, too, and discusses them rather lovingly in his memoir.

Ideal Bombing Weather:
'Everything was absolutely ideal on the day I bombed the Pentagon,' he writes (although he concedes it was really a group effort). 'The sky was blue. The birds were singing. And the bastards were finally going to get what was coming to them.' (p. 256 in the 2003 edition.)

Article: Obama and His Weatherman Friends
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=26243

19 posted on 09/09/2008 1:09:33 PM PDT by ETL (Smoking-gun evidence on all the ObamaRat-Commie connections at my FR Profile/Home page)
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MAJOR GAFF ALERT!!! MAJOR GAFF ALTER!! WHY HASN'T ANYONE ON THIS THREAD PICKED THIS UP YET!!!!

The Illinois Democrat said he realized even in high school that peace-time military service “wouldn’t make a big difference on the resume

This is the big gaff. Millions of people have joined the military over the years because they want to serve their country.

Obama makes it plain here his motivation in joining the military wouldn't have been to serve his country, but to pad his resume.

Puts a whole different meaning of the word "enoble" he used.

20 posted on 09/09/2008 1:13:46 PM PDT by Brookhaven
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