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[Sarah Palin] The dominatrix (How low can they go?)
Salon ^ | September 9, 2008 | Gary Kamiya

Posted on 09/08/2008 7:47:27 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

Sarah Palin is trying to seduce independent voters. But she comes across like a whip-wielding mistress who wants to discipline a naughty America.

Sarah Palin has thrown a big-time scare into Democrats. The GOP ticket received a huge bounce after the convention, according to a USA Today/Gallup poll, and McCain now leads Obama among registered voters, 50 percent to 46 percent. And it's mostly Palin's doing. The "elite media" that Palin and her fellow Republicans so lovingly excoriated in St. Paul, Minn., is reporting that her entrance into the race may have put crucial states like Ohio in play. The tough-talking, gun-toting "hockey mom" who believes that America's wars are God's will has fired up social conservatives, restarted the culture wars so beloved of Republicans, and shifted the election from being about issues into a personality contest.

Post-convention polls are highly unreliable. But the same Democrats who were crowing with glee a week ago about McCain's off-the-wall choice are suddenly panicking. And you can't blame them. Four years after Americans looked at the first term of the worst president in modern history and decided they liked what they saw well enough to sign up for four more years, it's all too plausible that just when victory is in sight, the most crucial election of our time could be tipped by the 11th-hour appearance of a slick, unqualified, right-wing extremist and religious zealot in designer glasses.

Call it Moose ex Machina.

Republican strategists have made it clear that the GOP's only chance to win is by reframing the election as a battle of images. And right now, Palin is the pinup queen in that war. She's feisty, she's a mom, she's from a frontier state, she guns down wolves from the air, she's a devout Evangelical, she poses as a reformer, and she insults the Washington elites.

And large numbers of Americans think she's hot.

This latter point cannot be underestimated. Iraq may be a quagmire, a new cold war may be looming, the economy may be tanking and the world may be heading toward environmental doom, but the presidential race may be decided by the perceived doability of the governor of Alaska.

Looks have always played a major role in politics. Nixon lost the famous 1960 debate to JFK because he looked sweaty and devious and, well, like Nixon. John Kerry's resemblance to Lurch, the Addams family butler, probably did not help him. And Palin's perceived babaliciousness, as much as her considerable ability to wield a political hatchet, has brought a spark to the moribund Republican ticket.

Never mind that Palin's absurdly ballyhooed speech at the convention was just a recitation of familiar GOP culture-war clichés, with a disgraceful swipe at "community organizers" thrown in. (Odd -- I thought "big government"-hating Republicans believed in altruism, individual initiative and charity. But apparently they believe in nothing except demonizing their opponents.) Never mind that she is grossly unprepared to be president and was obviously brought in to appeal to women who will supposedly vote gender over issues, and to wield a hatchet in the great veep tradition of Spiro Agnew. Never mind that her claim to be a reformer is about as convincing as the GOP's bogus assertion that she stopped the Bridge to Nowhere.

Never mind that on the issues, Palin and McCain are indistinguishable from George W. Bush. Never mind that the GOP's policies have failed and its ideology is incoherent. Never mind that McCain's speech at the convention was pathetically empty, little more than a display of his torture scars and a bombastic promise to "fight" the very practices he has happily supported as a loyal GOP foot soldier.

No, none of that matters. Because Palin's a woman, and even more, a babe, suddenly she and her party have been magically transformed into fresh-faced reformers. Like Kafka's "Metamorphosis" in reverse, the giant, hideous beetle that was the GOP has suddenly been reborn as a vigorous youth -- one that even claims to be a "maverick."

At a conscious level, the Republican duo are masquerading as reformers who will "clean up Washington." But their unconscious appeal may be more important. By choosing Palin, McCain and the GOP have elbowed the Democrats off the dance floor. In a bizarre turnaround, the uptight Republicans are suddenly the party of sex, women, fun. They're all about spontaneity, bucking convention, letting their freak flags fly. If it feels good, do it! Let Mr. Dignified, Obama, drone on about the economy or the resurgence of the Taliban or whatever boring downer of a subject he wants to lecture us on. Let that long-winded Joe Biden carry us back to that Poli Sci 201 class we fell asleep in. Hey, did you check out Palin's rack? It's party time in America!

It's no use complaining that none of this is fair. It's no use pointing out that the buy-in for the honorable title "maverick" has never been so low, that a born-again Christian ROTC trainee and part-time narc wearing a hippie wig deserves the M-word more than McCain or Palin. The GOP is working the id and the gonads. Let the Democrats appeal to reason -- the Grand Old Party is casting its lot with drives located deeper within America's collective reptilian brain.

Right now, Palin has Democrats quaking in their boots -- and with good reason. But all hope isn't lost. For even if this election turns out to be a referendum on the national libido, Palin may scare off more voters than she attracts.

Because to anyone who isn't a true believer, Palin comes across not as a fantasy pinup, but as a dominatrix. And the S/M demographic isn't going to put the Republicans over the top in the swing states.

For the die-hard Republicans who lusted over Palin at the convention, her whip-wielding persona was a turn-on. You could practically feel the crowd getting a collective woody as Palin bent Obama and the Democrats over, shoved a leather gag in their mouths and flogged them as un-American wimps, appeasers and losers. "Drill, baby, drill!" the chant ecstatically repeated by the GOP faithful during Rudy Giuliani's speech, acquired a distinctly Freudian subtext after Palin spoke. The more Palin drilled the Democrats, the more hotly the base yearned to drill her. (We will leave it to shrinks to determine whether the GOP hardcore has the hots for Palin because she's reaming the Democrats, or because authority-worshippers tend to have secret fantasies of being reamed themselves.)

The problem for the GOP, however, is that for independents, Palin comes across as someone who's going to drill them. Strict biblical literalism, trying to ban books, denying human responsibility for global warming and launching nasty vendettas against foes may put lead in the pencil of unreconstructed Bush supporters, but for those who haven't already signed up for the extreme GOP agenda, they're about as seductive as a great white shark in Victoria's Secret lingerie.

Palin was brought in to appeal to women and to independent, socially conservative voters in small towns. But aside from the crude fact of her gender, she has nothing to offer women who don't share her out-of-the-mainstream cultural values. Palin's opposition to abortion is so extreme that she refuses to even make an exception in cases of rape or incest. She sees nothing wrong with Guantánamo, the Bush administration's Big Brother-esque "Protect America Act" and the gutting of habeas corpus. She praises altruism and selflessness, except when Democrats do it (or it involves helping poor black people). She believes that God is constantly intervening in her daily life. These aren't "traditional values" -- they're radical ones. They worked for George W. Bush, but times have changed -- McCain/Palin can't win just with a base of hardcore Republicans and religious fanatics. They need the independents. And Palin's image as a maverick may pull some independents in, but that image is like a rub-on tattoo -- it won't last long.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Alaska
KEYWORDS: cliches; demmeltdown; dempanic; demsgoingape; election; electionpresident; elections; environment; mccain; mccainpalin; palin; palinattacks; palinping; propagandawingofdnc; sarahcuda; sarahpalin; smearcampaign; stalinisttactics; wussyliberals; yellowjournalism
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To: narses
Powerful cartoon.
141 posted on 09/09/2008 11:18:28 AM PDT by Ciexyz
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Now we know the article writer's secret fantasy: Sarah's boot up his a** as she flogs him.
142 posted on 09/09/2008 11:19:55 AM PDT by Ciexyz
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To: unspun

Palin has certainly brought the screaming minions of Satan out of the woodwork, has she not?

It’s as if they can’t help themselves, they are the vampires cowering and cursing the sight of the Cross.


143 posted on 09/09/2008 11:24:35 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: doc1019; unspun

Another one

John 3:20
Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be exposed.


144 posted on 09/09/2008 11:25:59 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Isn’t Salon the home of the sexually confused?


145 posted on 09/09/2008 11:28:31 AM PDT by verity ("Lord, what fools we mortals be!")
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To: princess leah

True dat! Look at the hell Joe Scaborough’s buddy David Shuster caught when he said the Clintons were pimping Chelsea.


146 posted on 09/09/2008 11:31:34 AM PDT by JZelle
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To: 2ndDivisionVet; Lady Jag; AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; ...

Thanks 2ndDivisionVet and neverdem.


147 posted on 09/09/2008 12:38:35 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______Profile hasn't been updated since Friday, May 30, 2008)
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To: narses
Liberal journalists hate Sarah sooooooooooo much. They trash Coulter the same way. Whips? Gimme a break. Projections of a liberal mind?

Liberals hate strong women,

they hate traditional women,

they hate Christian women.

Come to think of it, the only women the left doesn't hate are lesbians. Are those the only women liberal journalists don't feel threatened by?

What does that say about them?

I guess the reason leftist call us "sexist" is (again) because they're projecting. They're the sexist - they're the people who hate women. Stunning. How could we have missed the obvious all this time?

148 posted on 09/09/2008 2:05:06 PM PDT by GOPJ (..there is no power more ... corrosive than the ability to spend other peopleÂ’s money-Whittle)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
If our side wrote pornographic crap about Obama's wife - the press would scream like a stuck pig. As Obama put it, she's OFF LIMITS.

I would hate the jerk who wrote this, but he's probably miserable enough just having to live inside his own skin.

149 posted on 09/09/2008 2:09:12 PM PDT by GOPJ (..there is no power more ... corrosive than the ability to spend other peopleÂ’s money-Whittle)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
You know, when I first read this, I was appalled.

But then I had a vision of Sarah curled up in bed reading this in mock horror to her Hot Toddie and the two of them having a good laugh.

Our Sarah can handle this.

150 posted on 09/09/2008 6:48:57 PM PDT by happygrl
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
You know, when I first read this, I was appalled.

But then I had a vision of Sarah curled up in bed reading this in mock horror to her Hot Toddie and the two of them having a good laugh.

Our Sarah can handle this.

151 posted on 09/09/2008 6:52:24 PM PDT by happygrl
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To: All

The left has realized the Reagan revolution is NOT GOING TO DIE.


152 posted on 09/09/2008 7:08:39 PM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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To: Steel Wolf
There's no surer way to turn adult males into melodramatic, jellyfish-wristed fop than a lifetime of liberalism. It's like testicular Kryptonite. "Too much.. estrogen ... Powers... weaking.... Can't... stand up.. to pee..."

That is one powerful piece of prose.

153 posted on 09/09/2008 7:29:35 PM PDT by happygrl
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To: fkabuckeyesrule
It swounds like gwary iz a wittle wupset.

He kind of looks like the sort of fella who upsets easily:

Daniel Handler Smooches Gary Kamiya

154 posted on 09/10/2008 9:04:09 AM PDT by archy (Et Thybrim multo spumantem sanguine cerno. [from Virgil's *Aeneid*.])
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