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Man struck by sausage, but evidence eaten
Press Democrat ^ | Sunday, September 7, 2008 | LOUIS GALVAN

Posted on 09/08/2008 12:03:33 AM PDT by Hetty_Fauxvert

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To: Ezekiel

Boy or Grill?


21 posted on 09/08/2008 3:00:43 AM PDT by DainBramage
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To: Hetty_Fauxvert

“A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed spices over the body of one of two men “

Wet or dry?


22 posted on 09/08/2008 3:22:06 AM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: Hetty_Fauxvert

“Go, meat!”


23 posted on 09/08/2008 3:25:57 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Hetty_Fauxvert

Someone stole the kishka
Someone stole the kishka
Who stole the kishka,
from the butcher’s shop?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone call the cops!

Fat and round and firmly packed
It was hanging on the rack
Someone stole the kishka
When I turned my back
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
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Someone bring it back!
Someone stole the kishka
Someone stole the kishka
Who stole the kishka,
from the butcher shop?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone call the cops!
Yusef found the kishka
Yusef found the kishka
Yusef found the kishka
And he hung it on the rack.
He found the kishka
He found the kishka
He found the kishka
Yusef brought it back
Heeeeeyyyyyyyy
Hey!
huh-huh-huh-huh


24 posted on 09/08/2008 3:28:23 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing")
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To: Hetty_Fauxvert
Burrimond said the money was recovered, but that the piece of sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten by a dog. "That's right, the dog ate the weapon," Burrimond said. "I tell you, this was one weird case."

Wonder if the city will sue me for selling dangerous unregistered weapons now?

25 posted on 09/08/2008 3:36:16 AM PDT by sausageseller (http://coolblue.typepad.com/the_cool_blue_blog/)
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To: Hetty_Fauxvert

and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head

Knockwurst. Hadda be a knockwurst.


26 posted on 09/08/2008 4:03:38 AM PDT by saganite (Obama is a political STD)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Oh, man, it’s too early for this crap, LOL...


27 posted on 09/08/2008 4:05:00 AM PDT by Andonius_99 (There are two sides to every issue. One is right, the other is wrong; but the middle is always evil.)
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To: Hetty_Fauxvert

They only mention the sausage because he hid the salami.


28 posted on 09/08/2008 4:49:23 AM PDT by Rebelbase (STOP Democrat Misogyny!)
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To: Hetty_Fauxvert; Larry Lucido; Gamecock
And here I thought this was going to be a thread about Abe Frohman, the Sausage King of Chicago. You know...blue jeans, white T-shirt, brown hair, stunningly handsome.


29 posted on 09/08/2008 6:25:18 AM PDT by Alex Murphy (What can I say? It's a gift. And I didn't get a receipt, so I can't exchange it.)
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To: Hetty_Fauxvert; aculeus; Charles Henrickson; dead; dighton; Ezekiel; Lazamataz; mikrofon; ...
"I tell you, this was one weird case."

He never sausage a thing.

30 posted on 09/08/2008 6:41:57 AM PDT by martin_fierro (I only steal from the best)
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To: martin_fierro

Of all the puns on this thread, yours is the wiener.


31 posted on 09/08/2008 6:43:49 AM PDT by Petronski (Zero-bama. All this time we thought it was an "O" but, nope, it's just a "0".)
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To: dighton
At least the perp didn't attempt to hide the sausage.
32 posted on 09/08/2008 6:45:21 AM PDT by Petronski (Zero-bama. All this time we thought it was an "O" but, nope, it's just a "0".)
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To: Hetty_Fauxvert

Here's the police lineup of the potential perps.

33 posted on 09/08/2008 6:48:34 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Andonius_99; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...
"Oh, man, it’s too early for this crap, LOL..."

Thanks......I have not even had coffee yet. Time to run to the cafeteria and get some....

THE JOKES JUST WRITE THEMSELVES SOMETIMES.....PING!!!

34 posted on 09/08/2008 6:59:01 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Some days it is not worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: martin_fierro; Hetty_Fauxvert; Charles Henrickson
A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms

Obviously an out-of-stater, probably Oreganoian...

35 posted on 09/08/2008 7:40:53 AM PDT by mikrofon (Kielbasa .... KIEL, KIEL!)
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To: Hugin
I do remember a woman who killed her hubby with a frozen salmon.

Hmmmmm.

Do I go with Douglas Adams and make a reference to A Salmon of Doubt, or do I stick with Monty Python, and assert that "Wait a minute, I didn't have the salmon loaf!"

36 posted on 09/08/2008 8:29:38 AM PDT by null and void (When you bang your forehead on the ground five times a day, it damages your brain.)
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To: Hetty_Fauxvert
rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face

Folks in Fresno seem weird... I think I'll keep going down I-5...

37 posted on 09/08/2008 8:44:53 AM PDT by John123 (Obambi said that he has been in 57 states. I will now light myself on fire...)
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To: Alex Murphy; Abe Froman

Ping. (Alex, we have Abe Froman as a FReeper.)


38 posted on 09/08/2008 10:24:20 AM PDT by buccaneer81 (Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century.)
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To: ViLaLuz

Maybe the burglar thought he was a Merry Nade.


39 posted on 09/08/2008 10:28:29 AM PDT by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: Hetty_Fauxvert
"Hide the salami!"


40 posted on 09/08/2008 10:31:33 AM PDT by maggief (Difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull ... lipstick!)
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