Give the MSM some help. Scandalous things about Sarah Palin.

Rebelbase ^ | 9/6/08 | rebelbase

[Rebelbase]

So far we've heard bogus rumors that Sarah Palin had an affair, covered up her daughter's pregnancy by claiming her baby as her own, is a bad mother for running for VP with a baby and daughter who is pregnant, etc.

Let's just go ahead and get all the possible rumors out of the way now so we don't have to put up with this carp for the next two months.

[GregoTX]

I know this guy, who has a friend, who has a cousin, that knows this guy whose parents went on an Alaskan, and while they were there, they met some Alaskans in a gift shop, that told them all about Governor Palin, and they are in the know. They said that back in the 80's Governor Palin used to help her cousins Bo and Luke hide from the Police. They were good ol boys, but it beats all you ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they were born. Her Uncle used to run moon-shine and bad blood was still between her family and the County Judge. They said that back then she used to wear really short cut off shorts and heels. She would flirt with an Officer to gain information as to when the Police were making plans to move on her cousins. I think the locals in the Alaskan gift shop were telling the truth.
This scandal could rock the Republican Party if word ever got out!

[netmilsmom]

>> So much for Dem intelligence<<

Here! Here!!!

[Z.Hobbs]

"If she had been on the grassy knoll, JFK would have been shot once."

Not so, she was in utero 6 months from conception. She had to coordinate things by mind control.

[Z.Hobbs]

"If she had been on the grassy knoll, JFK would have been shot once."

Not so, she was in utero 6 months from conception. She had to coordinate things by mind control.

[cosmic_me]

Shoot someone took that whole lesbian thing LOL

[George Smiley]

ROTFL. Brilliant comeback.

[The KG9 Kid]

I heard she cruelly tortured a salmon with a hook on a string before she killed it.

[madison10]

Let’s see...when the grassy knoll in Dallas happened Governor Palin was a twinkle in her daddy’s eye.

[danmar]

Dude, my eyes are hurting...have you heard of text formatting?

[LongElegantLegs]

I’ve been told by sources who claim to be experts that she has great legs.

[okokie]

I heard on the radio today the DEMS are appauled that she wears “banana clips” and scrounies in her hair....

[MindBender26]

This is NOT a joke: There are pictures of her interdigitating with husband before they were married!

She is really D. B. Cooper after a sex change and a facelift.

[FastCoyote]

Sarah’s real name is Sarah Conners and she will save the world from the Terminators.

[MindBender26]

I thought about the same and posted without reading yours.

Sorry.

[TexasNative2000]

I've heard she has "Howie Long" disease:

She only wears glasses to make her look smarter.

[Brucifer]

I'm pretty sure she's the Antichrist. No, seriously, I got a memo about it just the other day.

[Gomez]

Sarah Palin once snuck into my house and ate all of of the marshmallows in a box of Lucky Charms.

[jacquej]

Sorry if this has already been posted... too tired to read through all the posts.

And, in case some of you can’t read :::sarcasm::: get those special sauce glasses on right now!

She breastfeeds little Trig, I mean how disgusting is that! We can’t have a VP who breastfeeds a little Down’s baby, can we?

How “outre’” is that!

Sophisticated and sensible women would never do anything so “icky”, would they?

[palmer]

She only wears glasses to make her look smarter.

Actually it's so they can paint the fake eyes on them. She actually only has one eye in the middle of her forehead that they cover with a flesh colored bandaid.

[BooyahPower]

She will ruin the media as we know it.