Maureen Dowd: Clash of the Titans

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[Chet 99]

You know what I’m thinking, because you’re thinking it, too.

If Barack Obama had chosen Hillary Clinton as his running mate, we would now be looking forward to the greatest night in the history of American politics: the Oct. 2 vice presidential debate between Ma Barker and Sarah Barracuda.

Now, alas, we’ll have to wait until 2012 when the two fiercest competitors on the trail will no doubt face off in the presidential debate, with Palin still riding high from her 2008 field-dressing of Obama (who’s now back in the Senate convening his subcommittee on Afghanistan).

[TheGeezer]

Dowdy is almost funny.

If she could get over her affectation for strong women, she might be able to get a man.

[xmission]

she’s just such a HORRIBLE writer!

She needs to read allot more Ann Coulter, before she understands her style.

[Ladysmith]

whewwwww, you aren’t kidding! She is just nasty!

Heck, *I* may post Z-pics from now on just for the sastifaction of getting her goat.

[GodGunsGuts]

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[Paladin2]

If Obe is Prez he could staff the “Dept. of Drilling and more Drilling” with Edwards and Bubba.

[Always Right]

Three things turned this election around: 1. Saddlebrook. McCain completely showed up Obama and re-established himself with many conservatives.
2. Obama picked co-liberal Biden. Hillary would have given Obama enough experience credentials, would have unified the party, and would have had more appeal to independant voters. Biden only gave Obama some so-called gravitas.
3. McCain picked Palin. Palin delivers. The base is excited, the party is united, and even independants move towards McCain. Game, set, match.

[JoeGar]

Maureen is not a very good humor writer.

[Always Right]

Three things turned this election around:

1. Saddlebrook. McCain completely showed up Obama and re-established himself with many conservatives.

2. Obama picked co-liberal Biden. Hillary would have given Obama enough experience credentials, would have unified the party, and would have had more appeal to independant voters. Biden only gave Obama some so-called gravitas.

3. McCain picked Palin. Palin delivers. The base is excited, the party is united, and even independants move towards McCain. Game, set, match.

[ebiskit]

If if, ands, and buts were candy and nuts, everyday would be Christmas. Dowd gets coal every year with this year being no different. And what may have happened if Hil was on the ticket, no change, we would still have cleaned their respective clocks, whomever was on top. . .

the Deets

[exit82]

C Z-J is proof there is a God.

Only God could create something so beautiful.

[xmission]

Somebody remind me what the czj relationship is... I can’t remember!

[Interesting Times]

Dowd would be well-advised to stick to simple cattiness, her primary stock in trade. Her attempts at parody are clankingly unfunny. If Iowahawk ever wrote something as tone-deaf as this, he’d immediately beat himself to death with his mouse.

[RichInOC]

No, Maureen, I don’t know what you’re thinking, because I remain unconvinced that you actually think in the first place.

[goldstategop]

When Maureen Dowd concedes its best to wait til 2012, I can hear the Fat Lady singing!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[SamuraiScot]

The Dobson Supreme Court has outlawed abortion, evolution and gun control

give tax credits to people who put do-it-yourself oil rigs in their backyards

Just one good idea after another.

[ThreePuttinDude]

Mike Douglas dumped MoDo for C Z-J

[SevenofNine]

say about the Freepers we are very quick LOL!

[Beagle8U]

“Well she’s right about something. Obama is going down!!”

Larry Sinclair told her that.

[chris_bdba]

Teeheehe! If she knows it they all know it! Isn’t it beautiful watching it crash ever so slowly.