Sarah Palin: A National Joke (Bash From WingNutDaily)

Wing Nut Daily ^ | 9/5/08 | Bill Press

[steve-b]

ST. PAUL, Minn. – Here in the Twin Cities, as in every city and town across America, there's only one question on everyone's mind: What could possibly qualify Sarah Palin as a candidate for vice president?

The answer was provided by former presidential candidate Fred Thompson. "I can say without fear of contradiction," he told GOP delegates, most of whom had never heard of Palin a week ago, "that she is the only nominee in the history of either party who knows how to properly field dress a moose."

Fine. So, on your next trip to Alaska, hire her as your hunting guide. But that's no reason for us to hire her to stand one heartbeat away from becoming president of the United States. Especially when John McCain, were he to become president at the age of 72, would, according to actuarial life insurance tables, have only a one in three chance of living to celebrate his 80th birthday....

[Domandred]

Someone needs to tell the folks over at World NUTS Daily that HUCKABEE LOST.

[Virginia Ridgerunner]

I saw him on TV this morning (Fox I believe, being interviewed). He was apopletic over Palin, to the point of being incoherent in his rantings.

[Virginia Ridgerunner]

Was that photograph taken in Wisconsin today?

[Arrowhead1952]

Hillary would have walked out and said, “Don’t you know who I am?”

[OpusatFR]

She could give Obambi a head start and Palin would still nail his rear.

Pity about those internal polls for the dems. Even the media flogging is not going to save them.

BidenBambiByeBye!

[goldstategop]

That's one good reason to vote for her - since according to Bill Press, McCain will not make it to 80 and we'd have our first conservative woman President. People are voting for one reason only, folks - Sarah Palin is the conservative future! That's why the deranged Left is going bonkers and trying to destroy her. Liberals cannot win in the arena of ideas so they have go on these personal search and destroy missions. But Sarah has shown herself to be one tough cookie!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[Big Horn]

She is not a lawyer which is an important qualification.

[gondramB]

>>Bill Press (born 1940) is a political commentator for Fox News and author. Press was the chair of the California Democratic Party from 1993 to 1996.<<

Aha

[MayflowerMadam]

Press is just another desperate liberal who’s seeing the future — and the future ain’t good for them.

[DAVEY CROCKETT]

ping to post 5 (I think) picture of our girl, actually pays for her own ice cream.

[Interesting Times]

It’s hilarious, really. The leftists want to dismiss Palin as a joke and also tar her as a dangerous extremist, but that’s difficult to do at the same time. More difficult still is hiding their fear and hate, which oozes out between the lines of all these stupid hit pieces.

[curth]

Wow, I didn’t think anything could be lower than Olberman.

[Bobalu]

[sauropod]

Bill Press can’t even come up with his own
“refutations” of Palin. He has to parrot everybody elses.

The national joke ain’t Palin. It’s douchebags like Press.

[I see my hands]

"I disagree"

You're wrong. What? you don't know who the libs are yet?

The only purpose posting this filth is to spread this filth.

[sauropod]

Bill Press is a columnist that was one of the first to get a pair of Presidential knee pads during the reign of His Slickness.

[andyandval]

Yes...

Republican vice presidential candidate Alaska Governor Sarah Palin pays for her ice cream at the Chocolate Factory ice cream store during a campaign event in Cedarburg, Wisconsin on September 5, 2008

[sauropod]

No. There is value in knowing your enemies and their arguments.

To put yourself in a mental straightjacket is to make yourself like one of them.

[I see my hands]

"To put yourself in a mental straightjacket"

You desperately and by false witness raise a straw man.

Back to the issue: You're wrong too. What? you don't know who the libs are yet?

The only purpose posting this filth is to spread this filth.

[Virginia Ridgerunner]

OUTSTANDING! You don’t see that happen everyday with other candidates!