Messy End For Suspect Trapped In Portable Toilet

Tampa Tribune ^ | 31 Aug 08 | Neil Johnson

[Drew68]

Lorenzo "Stinky" Knight

Here's a story to put a smile on your face. Enjoy!

[Mr. Silverback]

Ping!

[Issaquahking]

Crime doesn’t pay ping!

[ottbmare]

Gee, I wonder if he’s really brown, or does that color come from . . .?

[Calpernia]

Justice was served!

[BombHollywood]

He’s in a world of $hit!

[nuconvert]

sh&t happens

[yoe]

Is Mr. Knight an illegal alien? He looks to African or to be more blunt....un-blended.

[Drew68]

Justice was served!

Sadly, I doubt it.

After reading the comments it looks like this fine smelling young man has already amassed fourteen convictions in his young years.

As a poster over there opined, maybe they should have chained the porta-potty shut and left him locked inside until the workers found him on Tuesday.

[BombHollywood]

I bet he was pi$$ed, too!

[Dacus943]

"Here's a story to put a smile on your face. Enjoy! "

Only so if you tell me he was a white dude before the pot-o-gold was tipped!

[uglybiker]

Yo man!
Why don't da honeys wanna be kissin' me no mo'?

[littlehouse36]

Oh well, maybe he’s articulate.

[Calpernia]

>>>As a poster over there opined, maybe they should have chained the porta-potty shut and left him locked inside until the workers found him on Tuesday.

Now there is a worthy thought.

[Drew68]

Now there is a worthy thought.

Yeah, it may sound harsh but people who break into cars deserve nothing less. Often, they do more damage to the car than the value of what they stole.

My brother went and bought the dirt-cheapest stereo/CD player he could find for his car. I think he spent $80 or $90 on it. He didn't want something fancy that would attract thieves. Didn't work. Somebody still smashed his window and then completely destroyed his dashboard just to get a POS stereo. $1500+ in damage for a stereo that was probably pawned for just enough to buy a rock of crack.

[LiberConservative]

Very funny, but the owner of the truck wasn’t very smart. I just would have let the punk go out of fear he might be packin’ heat.

[Calpernia]

Yup, most of the time the deductable on the insurance makes it not even worth dealing with the insurance too.

[When do we get liberated?]

I ran a dealership that was out in the country. At night we left the doors unlocked. For 100 I could get a CD player installed. A side window cost 250.

[Lady Jag]

[Slings and Arrows]

It's a waste of time putting this poor victim of society in prison. He needs vocational training so that he can find a job more suited to his talents. [WARNING: Foul language!]