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Proper Attire For The Temple Of Obama (“The Barackopolis”)
JohnMcCain.com ^ | August 27, 2007 | Brian Rogers, Deputy Communications Director

Posted on 08/27/2008 5:16:29 PM PDT by CedarDave

Today, workers at Invesco Field are putting the final touches on the newest wonder of the modern political world -- The Temple of Obama (“The Barackopolis”). It is upon this pulpit that Barack Obama will tomorrow night address thousands of screaming, adoring fans.

There may be some confusion among the press about the venue and appropriate dress code for Barack Obama's big speech. To help out, we wanted to provide the following tips on appropriate attire. The toga may have gone out of style centuries ago, but after Obama's temple speech tomorrow night, they’re sure to be flying off the racks.

Suggested Toga Styles:

The Nobleman -- This toga is recommended for men. For celebrities and lobbyists, please add the red over toga. One should expect to see such stars as Ben Affleck dress in red robes, along with the lobbyists who fill Invesco Field's skyboxes.

(Excerpt) Read more at johnmccain.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2008dncconvention; barackopolis; invescofield; mccain; obama; toga
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Hilarious ad with pictures of appropriate dress for men and women and an example of inappropriate behavior.
1 posted on 08/27/2008 5:16:29 PM PDT by CedarDave
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To: CedarDave
The Nobleman
2 posted on 08/27/2008 5:19:27 PM PDT by CedarDave (Rat party platform: Socialist, pro-abortion, tax everyone, surrender to anyone, sex with anything)
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To: CedarDave

“TOGA!TOGA!TOGA!TOGA!”

“It’s not gonna be an ORGY.”

“You are all on double secret probation!”

Ahhh, life in the Obamanation. Animal House meets Animal Farm.


3 posted on 08/27/2008 5:19:48 PM PDT by weegee (The higher taxes that Obama demands of Americans are 'Above my Pay Grade'.)
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To: CedarDave

“The toga may have gone out of style centuries ago, but after Obama’s temple speech tomorrow night, they’re sure to be flying off the racks.”

Tow-ga!Tow-ga!Tow-ga!Tow-ga!Tow-ga!Tow-ga!Tow-ga!Tow-ga!

Uh, sorry!

STE=Q


4 posted on 08/27/2008 5:21:46 PM PDT by STE=Q ("These are the times that try men's souls." -- Thomas Paine)
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To: CedarDave; Monkey Face
The toga-wrapping directions are not quite clear. Think I'll stick with my great-kilt. (Though these directions aren't the best either...)
5 posted on 08/27/2008 5:22:07 PM PDT by sionnsar (Obama? Bye-den! |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: CedarDave

6 posted on 08/27/2008 5:22:35 PM PDT by BGHater (Democracy is the road to socialism.)
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To: weegee

“Animal House meets Animal Farm”

LOL!

STE=Q


7 posted on 08/27/2008 5:23:06 PM PDT by STE=Q ("These are the times that try men's souls." -- Thomas Paine)
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To: windcliff

ping


8 posted on 08/27/2008 5:23:19 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (I'm a loner Dottie; a rebel.)
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To: CedarDave

A junior senator who has accomplished nothing wants to be the king of the world. This approach to his acceptance speech is like a pimp who doesn’t have a pot to piss in but drives a Cadillac. Barack Obama is the “Velvet Jones” of presidential politics.


9 posted on 08/27/2008 5:23:19 PM PDT by johniegrad
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To: BGHater

Heads up!

http://spectator.org/blogger.asp?bwd=35&byear=2008#14334

John Kerry’s prepared remarks attack McCain on, um, interesting grounds. A couple of choice lines:

To those who still believe in the myth of a maverick instead of the reality of a politician, I say, let’s compare Senator McCain to candidate McCain...

...before he ever debates Barack Obama, John McCain should finish the debate with himself.

There’s more, including a rant against “Rove-McCain tactics” and reminiscing about Vietnam protests. If you like trainwrecks, you won’t want to miss this.


10 posted on 08/27/2008 5:24:06 PM PDT by Shermy (Barry O'Java - Joe Blah '08 (Carbon Credits and Credit Card Fee Increases Guaranteed))
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To: CedarDave

How should we dress virgins and which volcano do we throw them in?


11 posted on 08/27/2008 5:24:34 PM PDT by sergeantdave (We are entering the Age of the Idiot)
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To: Names Ash Housewares
Do you still have that awesome photo of Obama as Thulsa Doom from Conan The Barbarian?

If any photo belongs here, it is that one!

12 posted on 08/27/2008 5:24:49 PM PDT by Prole (Please pray for the families of Chris and Channon. May God always watch over them.)
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To: Former Proud Canadian

:-) Be sure to click on the link showing inappropriate behavior.


13 posted on 08/27/2008 5:25:46 PM PDT by impeachedrapist (Ssshh! I'm a liberal plant AND a stalker!)
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To: CedarDave
SOMEBODY STOLE MY IDEA!!!!!!! Posted earlier:

McCain camp gleefully mocks 'temple of Obama'

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 11:43:49 AM · 47 of 102

BossLady to Earthdweller

WHAT EVERYONE WILL BE WEARING AT THIS YEAR'S DNC....

CHEAP BEER DRINKING TOGA -

FANCYPANTS TOGA -


14 posted on 08/27/2008 5:26:19 PM PDT by BossLady (People will do anything, no matter how absurd, to avoid facing their own soul. ~Carl Jung)
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To: BGHater

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15 posted on 08/27/2008 5:27:07 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: CedarDave

Temple Of Doom.....


16 posted on 08/27/2008 5:27:37 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Fight Crime. Shoot Back.)
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17 posted on 08/27/2008 5:28:04 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: Prole

"For who now is your father if it is not me? I am the well spring, from which you flow. When I am gone, you will have never been. What would your world be, without me?"

18 posted on 08/27/2008 5:28:29 PM PDT by Names Ash Housewares
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To: CedarDave
The Barackopolis

Actually, I was thinking that atop the Barakopolis would sit the Obamanon, High Temple of Hope, dwelling of His O'lyness, Savior, Lord.....ad nauseum. I hear Moloch is jealous.

19 posted on 08/27/2008 5:28:34 PM PDT by tbpiper (Obama/Biden: Instead of Ebony and Ivory, we have Arrogance and Insolence.)
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To: CedarDave

McCain’s ads remind me of Monty Python’s Doug Dinsdale.

“Vercotti: He used... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire. He was vicious”

Mayhap we’ll see grown BO supporters tear their heads off rather than face McCain’s....SATIRE!


20 posted on 08/27/2008 5:28:40 PM PDT by Panzerlied ("We shall never surrender!")
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