Condoms offer ‘protection’ against McCain

The Palm Beach Post ^ | August 26,2008 | Bob Dart

[Ron in Acreage]

Along with link sausages, condoms were served to the Florida delegation for breakfast on Tuesday.

On a bright pink background, the covers read, “Protect Yourself From John McCain (In This Election). Inside were instructions, along with a “Basic: Proper Attire Required for Entry” latex condom distributed by Planned Parenthood Action Fund.

The condoms, along with napkins and silverware, were on the white tablecloths when the delegates came in from the breakfast buffet at the Red Lion Inn

[Ron in Acreage]

At least they know who will probably be carriers of STDs. I thought John Edwards should have been on the condom cover.

[Flycatcher]

“I promise I won’t use it out here,” said Joel Stieglitz, a delegate from Wellington. “I’m bringing it home to my wife as a souvenir.”

So what is this classless fool saying? He'll be cheating on his wife with a regular condom...?

[relictele]

Why can’t Dems stop thinking about sex and/or bodily functions for 30 seconds? Why can’t they abandon their sophomoric attempts at humor? Why does the MSM insist on reprinting stories about the trivial and the juvenile?

[Syntyr]

Yes please use the condoms... Stop procreating... remove yourselves from the gene pool... it can only help!

[Melinda]

The Democratic Party, beacon of good taste, as always.

[jmpmstr4u2]

“Basic: Proper Attire Required for Entry” latex condom distributed by Planned Parenthood Action Fund. Actually... Since the condoms were paid for by Tax Payers, then provided by Planned Parenthood, doesn't that call for Fraud, Waste and Abuse of Public Funds?

[eastsider]

The condoms, along with napkins and silverware, were on the white tablecloths when the delegates came in from the breakfast buffet at the Red Lion Inn.

Utterly tasteless.

[exile]

What can be used as protection against the Obamessiah? Will Holy Water and a cross be good enough, or are we in full blown “Villagers with torches and pitchforks” area?

[sauropod]

Charming.

[ClaudiusI]

Were that like this before Clinton became president? I honestly can’t remember.

[Tzimisce]

Condems aren’t 100% effective. :)

[Ron in Acreage]

The implication of passing out the condoms is that they expect their delegates to be fornicating while away in Denver hundreds of miles apart from their significant other.
What happens in Denver, stays in Denver? They assume the delegates are too irresponsible to provide their own protection. I guess John Edwards was a bad example.

[exile]

“So what is this classless fool saying? He’ll be cheating on his wife with a regular condom...?”

It’s better than the souvenir he brought back for the Mrs in 2004, Herpes.

[Steamburg]

So, as I understand this, the instructions are for them to pull them over their heads to prevent thought or any chance that they might hear the truth.

From this you might also assume that the entire delegation is a bunch of pr****.

[popdonnelly]

Count on Democrats to stay classy.

[mockingbyrd]

isn't this blatant political campaigning? And can PP do that with as much taxpayer money as they get?

[Ron in Acreage]

Garlic necklaces might do the trick.

[tflabo]

Did they practice by putting them over the breakfast sausages?

Only place Dems approve of drilling is in the cesspools.

[Sacajaweau]

I know I would have walked out.

[LRS]

The dim convention motto: “A scumbag in every room”...