Posted on 08/26/2008 8:59:36 AM PDT by yankeedame
The article notes Charles Wesley ...
... also wrote about his worries over Islam and “Mohamidons” as he called them, and the possible encroachment of the religion to the West.’
“Be Sure to Drink Your Ovaltine”
Who would have guessed?
bttt
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The secret password was “BOSCO”.
The Methodist Church of 2008 is apostate. Wesley’s church it is not. Shameful.
Ping.
Certainly prescient.
However, the Methodist Church of John Wesley isn’t the “United Methodist Church” of America with its shadowy connections the the “United Brethern” and their pacifist cult.
CLASSIC!
The Methodist Church of 2008 is apostate. Wesleys church it is not. Shameful.
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The only tradition remaining from Wesley’s time is the absolute authority of the Bishop. Today that authority is used to promote Marxist liberation theology, a clear and visible conflict with Biblical Christianity.
The UMC is theologically positioned precisely where the UUA was in the 70’s. They can no longer be considered Christian.
A crummy commercial?!
You know, if they are doing to ordain lesbians as pastors, the least they could do was to make sure they’re hot. And also pass a rule that their lesbian partner has to be hot.
The secret password was BOSCO.
No wonder I couldn’t understand it. I was using “TESLA”.
you know, that WOULD really help with recruitment for the Methodist faith. It’s worked for the Wiccans!
I’m not going to bother reading the 1000 handwritten pages of decoded stuff (I’m not a Methodist so it’s only a passing interest), but....
If I can make a prediction based upon the current psychobabble, Wesley will have secretly revealed that:
1. He was gay
2. He suffered from depression, bipolar or something else
3. He was in favor of legalizing pot
4. He thought capitalism was a threat to his Church
5. He was a big fan of Karl Marx (don’t worry about the bogus timeline)
6. He was totally against drilling in ANWR and fossil fuels.
***The Rev Professor Kenneth Newport, Liverpool Hope Universitys pro vice-chancellor for research and academic development, used photocopies of the original manuscript to unlock the secrets of the code.***
At least he didn’t use a “peepstone” in a hat.;-)
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